Darren Lang
@darrenlangmagicMagician. Father. Laughter enthusiast. Was once Given the Heimlich manouvre by Humpty Dumpty. True story. He/Him
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It’s never too early for a perv from Shirley… #Strictly2024 #strictly
The man needs to be in a care home. To any American friends (or British friends who over the years have told me they think he is brilliant) please look at this rationally. He is not brilliant. Maybe he was in his prime(?), but he is clearly not fit to run a country.
Q: Given the amount of the mounting evidence of climate change, do you still believe it's a hoax? Trump: I get awards environmental awards for the way I build it for the water, the way I use the water, the sand, the mixing of the sand and the water, I mean, many different, but…
Horrifying.
So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵
It’s never been the same since David Tennant left.
Doctor who disguised himself and injected mother’s partner with poison in row over will admits attempted murder bbc.in/3Nf2cBL
Postmasters: “we’re being utterly screwed… still!” JoelDommett: “incredible stuff” Was he watching what just happened?! #NTAs
On #WorldPhotographyDay we should recognise the work of the greatest photographer of our time…
Huge fan of Brooklyn Beckham's terrible photographs and even worse captions
As someone who barely understands my own country’s electoral system, I have a question about the upcoming #USElection ; If Trump loses, is that him out of running ever again or can he keep going every election period until he wins / gives up / dies? #USElection #US #Election
Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.
Just finished ‘One Day’. I feel like someone just punched me directly in the heart.
All hail the Queen of Plasticland
Remember that feeling of the first sip from a cold pint on a night out? The parenting equivalent is the first sip of gin once the kids are in bed.
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