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Carson

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Decided to take it easy this morning with a 92oz porterhouse steak. Washed it down with black coffee, 1lb of bacon, and 6 raw eggs. Headed to the gym and walking 18 holes afterwards. I have A LOT of deals to make this afternoon and I need to be in the proper head space.


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Gregg Berhalter is out as USMNT head coach, per @ByDougMcIntyre 🇺🇸

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he may not be the most consistent referee. or the most competent. or the most intelligent. or the most knowledgeable. or the most in control.


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Dortmund reverencia Marco Reus. Hoje a festa é sua, craque! 👏🟡⚫️ #BundesligaNoSportv


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Marco Reus deixa o campo com o estádio de pé. A última dança agora será em Wembley.


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I like Mondays. It's another opportunity for me to show the world how much hard work pays off.


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Just the other day, I was on the phone closing a major business deal when I heard a knock at my door. I put the phone down and opened the door to find 2 Girl Scouts and a troop leader pulling a wagon full of cookie boxes standing on my doorstep. “Would you like to buy some Girl…


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I added this deck to one of my rental properties. I was able to take the rent up from $700 to $1200 per month. The tenant moved out but I rented it quickly at the higher amount. This is the way you make more cash as a landlord AND make your tenants lives better. Win win.

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Ohio is Black & Gold. But you already knew that 🤷‍♂️


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Not sure how anyone can read this and think, "It's the guns."

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I'd like to thank @mattgaetz for doing the only useful thing that happened in Congress lately. Since removing the Speaker, Congress has not given away any of my money to people I don't want to have it. It's progress. Let's keep it going.


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2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️


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Alpha males want justice for Nick Chubb.


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My fans were out of control at Publix this morning. I went in to purchase 4 dozen eggs for the week and was immediately spotted. Next thing you know I have a photo-op line longer than any of the checkout lines. The struggles of being a wildly successful alpha male.


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Psychologist believes Titanic sub crew is likely experiencing ‘mood swings’ trib.al/Lr4u7jq

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We get more BJ Callaghan ball this evening ladies and gentlemen😎. We will be there


and? I don’t care about my follower count I just use Twitter to interact with others I’m not desperate enough to pay hundreds of dollars for an account just because I want to be famous 💀

Says the guy who bought a blue tick with less than 200 followers💀



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They will literally invent anything to keep teachers from being able to carry a basic tool for self defense. How much of our tax money has been poured into these stupid fucking VC startups created to "address gun violence", when the actual solution is a $550 Glock 19.

Bullet proof safe rooms in schools. WTF



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age 0 (baby): I want my Dada . age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data Do you see how fucked this is?


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California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious. Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.


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