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Jarvis

@jarvis_best

writer, painter, poet, gentleman of culture.

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2016 was everything. 2016 is the only year that matters. The current year is 2016+9. We are all children of 2016. We must Pokemon Go to the polls.

Happy 9th birthday to Pokemon Go To The Polls



"No Grok, I told you a million times!! Will Stancil lives in Minnesota!"

Some California motorists were shocked to see a cowboy hat-wearing robot draped in Pride flags running through West Hollywood.



"In America, you are constantly terrorized by homosexual robot cowboys."

jarvis_best's tweet image. "In America, you are constantly terrorized by homosexual robot cowboys."

Some California motorists were shocked to see a cowboy hat-wearing robot draped in Pride flags running through West Hollywood.



I am rising and I am grinding like never before. Frankly I’m not sure if anyone ever has rose this high or ground this low.


Buddy

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Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.



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BEST COMEBACK ATHLETE GOES TO OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST SUNI LEE ⭐

espn's tweet image. BEST COMEBACK ATHLETE GOES TO OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST SUNI LEE ⭐


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Not till I sat behind him at that movie theater

When you were a kid, did you think Pee Wee Herman was a real person, or did you realize it was someone doing a character?

Real person %40.4
Character %59.6

2267 vote · 8 hours left



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This is called The Nightwalker and is probably my new pic at some point

jarvis_best's tweet image. This is called The Nightwalker and is probably my new pic at some point


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It better be


Kind of a dick move.

BREAKING It’s becoming increasingly clear that the captain of the Air India flight which crashed last month intentionally shut off the fuel switches on the plane, leading to the crash. A black box recording reveals that after the fuel switches went off, the co-pilot asked the…

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It’s becoming increasingly clear that the captain of the Air India flight which crashed last month intentionally shut off the fuel switches on the plane, leading to the crash.

A black box recording reveals that after the fuel switches went off, the co-pilot asked the…


Out of curiosity I asked Grok to rank the states by net internal migration since Gavin Newsom became governor on January 7, 2019. This is what it said:

jarvis_best's tweet image. Out of curiosity I asked Grok to rank the states by net internal migration since Gavin Newsom became governor on January 7, 2019.  This is what it said:
jarvis_best's tweet image. Out of curiosity I asked Grok to rank the states by net internal migration since Gavin Newsom became governor on January 7, 2019.  This is what it said:

The California exodus is a myth. Over the last 2 years, we’ve seen back to back growth in California’s population. Take @ShawnRyan762’s word for it: California is an impressive state.



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Integrity: This Man Says Stupid Things On The Internet And No One Is Paying Him To Do It buff.ly/8ay0zAL

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