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Crackner “Dickhouse” Ratthew

@crackratthew

ΒΘΠ Alum ’01 - All-Region Hog Cranker - Licensed Gynecologist - Skynyrd Advocate - Vols

Joined October 2024

That sunday feeling gentleman.

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Two things guaranteed in life, death and carson beck being a fag


Road trip and cfb on the radio is like a limp dick, just can’t beat it. - Crack


Minorities when it comes to being the loudest person in a public place.

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Chiefs should be 7-5 if it weren’t for taylor swifts voodoo bullshit.


Fetch my keys, and with all due respect imma do some driving.

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Moms forcing a family dye tourney upon the family… just ran the gousin (gay cousin) and libreal aunt 21-0. Welcome to the SEC pussies


Blackout Wednesday is for garage beers and Thin Lizzy

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Yeah, thats a Fox News logo. Yeah, it's burned into the tv. Love ya Grandpa, the apple doesn't fall far. #family

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Grandpas getting more and more racist, oh yea this evening is heating up.


What the fuck are you gonna do abt it

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boutta have an evening, blessed be the josh.

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Cowboys anthem interpreter, 🪵. No further questions


Ball up top, let’s have a day

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Lady, put a leash on your retarded booger eater

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Just raw dogged the 12 hour drive, nothing but straight road vision and occasional AIC. - Crackner


Pennsylvania requires you to be retarded to obtain a license, these fucks cant drive for shit.


Who in the fuck would ever want to live in west virginia. - Dickhouse


Wife got me on some bullshit, hopefully this will land me some butt.

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