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Beau

@beaubaggs

ncaa football national champion ‘98, functioning alcoholic, 2x kids, bag expert

Joined July 2024

102Posts 233Followers 101Following

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Beau

27 Aug

Saw this jersey fuck in my dining hall today. Sick fag chain bro. Nose had more hook than my drive. Do I even need to say it?

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Beau

5 h

This shit drives me nuts. If you use bv for monetary gains and not for the love of the game, delete the app. P.S. That t-shirt design fucking sucks. P.P.S. Kill yourself.

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Beau

12 h

Met Lil Skies in the airport today, not on my Sunday bingo card.

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Beau

13 h

Had a yn sit next to me on my flight this morning and was immediately upset. A couple minutes later I saw him on FanDuel casino and I realized we aren’t so different… then I remembered I’m not wearing a shiesty on a plane. #ihaveadream

Beau

29 Nov

Needed to give myself a pat on the back, hang it in the louvre.

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Beau

29 Nov

Apparently it’s inappropriate to drink too much then fall asleep in the living room couch after saying slurs at the dinner table? What’s new.

Beau

28 Nov

Just had an argument with my left-leaning, southern, grandmother about transgender people. Beau- 1, Grandma-0

Beau

28 Nov

Just watched an Asian woman get into her white Tesla while putting her mask away. Going to need a lot of old fashioned’s from pops today to recover.

Beau

27 Nov

This just made my day. Time to celebrate tonight! #sorrymom

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Beau

27 Nov

Gotta listen to Colter Wall more. Just discovered this masterpiece. Nutty voice.

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Beau

22 Nov

Happy Friday to all who celebrate. Special thanks to @ZethingtonZZZ for putting me on.

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Beau

21 Nov

Christmas is supposed to be your fucking super bowl and this is all you got? #wwjd -Beau

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Beau

20 Nov

Climate change this, climate change that. 68 and sunny in late November? This white boy is having himself a day. -Beau

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Beau

18 Nov

Just saw a brownie wearing cables. My culture isn’t your costume paki. -Beau

Beau

17 Nov

I can’t tell if seeing a bv post on Instagram is “making it” or just straight plagiarism. -Beau

Beau

14 Nov

Tri delt SUCKS. If you have amphetamines pm me. #iwanttoleave -Beau

Beau

13 Nov

Old flops got busted after I took a tumble the other night. Finally got a new pair of rainbows but forgot about having to break in these sob’s. It’s like pledging for my feet. Can I pay to speed this up? #privileged -Beau

Beau

12 Nov

Finally decided to show up to my large lecture and the auditorium was completely empty. After review, got the start time wrong by 25 minutes. Time to scroll on twitter! #WhitePrivilege -Beau

Beau

11 Nov

Just saw this shit box. Food stamps don’t work at a car wash? #blackmobile -Beau

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Beau

10 Nov

If you’re section F, front row rows, come find me. -Beau

Beau

6 Nov

Just found out Spencer Jennings has a boyfriend. This news could be worse than Kamala winning. #VotedforTrump -Beau

massive longhorn fan, shrink the game enthusiast, 500+ linked in connections, 12.6 handicap, all in on red

PrestZYN Clark (Phi Gamma Delta)

@prestzyntech

Carson Bohnet

@CarsonBohnet

Chase bags not feelings | Certified gaffer | Outwork everybody | Loud takes, real moves | Business first | Always winning

BossMan “BAG EATA” 2X

@WheatBagley

Nicky Cigs

@MaterWet

Jase Richardson enthusiast #onepride

Hebrew Whitlock

@whitlockbrew

TEAM TRIIPY COLLECTION.

Send us a message via the telegram link in bio for orders

TRIIPY_HIPPIE

@wes28203

VPI ‘89 | Costco Card Membership | 2x divorced | High School Football State Champion ‘83 | We say Merry Christmas in this household | Football Family God

Oliver Closeoff (Alpha Male)

@Oliver3628192

big dave, vols alumni, 810 credit.

David “Big D” Keeth

@big_keethvolz

pee

@pissing_boy

Real winner of the 24’ Rocket Mortage Classic. #GoGreen . @greysonclothier XL thanks. PGA pro Thursday-Sunday. @kdtrey5 my goat. THDH

Aaron Rai Burner

@BurnerRai

vols | Went to the KD formal once

Bradford “B Hop” Hopkins

@thebradhop

Bard Swanson

@UpYoungin9141

Chillis specialist, recovering gambling addict, American by birth, balding racist by choice

Joey VooDoo

@joey57voodoo

Bag, God, Family, Football, Vols. #Tank

Dr. Nayib Herrera (Likes sack)

@DrBagPhD

Jay Cutlers Glock 19

@CutlersGlock

Kappa Alpha 86’ (PCP) | Beer Olympics Winner | Happy Dad Enjoyer | F-350 | Conceal Carry Licensed | #LANK

Samuel Jibby

@SEC_Ball_Rules

Retired entrepreneur. U of A grad. Liberals make my blood pressure high. RTR and Boomer Sooner

Gil

@AlabamaGil

Ball knower | Champs enjoyer | VPI ‘86 | Run the ball

Greg McJohnson

@jnimmo757

leader of the Bobby Dalbec fan club | boston sports | bobbydmvp on instagram/tiktok | tennessee ‘27

Bobby Dalbec’s #1 Fan

@bobbbydmvp

Fraternity Law Specialist, South Carolina ‘82, Proud Father to 2 Boys and 1 Girl and 3 wonderful Ferrets, Conservative-Republican, Busch-Light Specialist

Chester Ball-Knauer III J.D. MBA MPhil MSci CFA

@ChesterBKIII

They'll never see me coming.

Gaston 'Gas Pipe' Moore

@gaspipe_13

2nd Place Finisher for Super Bowl LVIII MVP. Make Tennessee Southern Again. America, Vols, Titans, Golf, BBWs. Buc-ee’s enthusiast.

Dawg Jennings

@fake_uaintjj15

ΒΘΠ Alum ’01 - All-Region Hog Cranker - Licensed Gynecologist - Skynyrd Advocate - Vols

Crackner “Dickhouse” Ratthew

@crackratthew

UK Finance ‘98. Fiduciary. Tulsi Gabbard enthusiast. IPA hater. .500 sports gambler. Hater of Morgan Wallen

Dixon Butts, ChFC, CFP®

@DixonCfp

Chase Heiser

@realchaseheiser

Sober since ‘02. Dollar General employee of the month. Proud giver of head. Newport smoker. Average meth enthusiast.

Crystal Beth

@bethNOmeth

Vols | Wealth Management | Barbour Enjoyer | Coors Lover

Chip Barbour

@Chip_Barbour69

Vols, yankee, 2x dynasty fantasy football champion, career high 19 points in 8th grade basketball (twice). RIP Josh Hopkins

Glock

@cutletsguy

Hit my SoundCloud- BigBerman —LLV—ZM🕊️ YN🕊️ BJ🕊️ PP🕊️ FN🕊️ GN🕊️

Berman

@GaryBerwick456

CissyBoots

@BootsCissy

in a world of only fans I choose only frens.

Boyd B Hornytoad.

@HORNYBOY

Adi Arkalgud

@adi_arkalgud

Tucker Wills

@Tucker_wills_

Wolfpack, canes, panic enjoyer, jam band fiend, bowl destroyer

packman

@packman6569

AKA White Rikeesha. Rehab survivor and AA leader- meet me at the UTK tri deezy house every Tuesday at 6pm. Panhell. Pres of the “These Hands Do Haze” movement

Rikee$ha Dickerson

@whiterikeesha

If you don’t ride a Harley, F*ck You!!

Mike Ox Small

@ox_small69

Jimmy from East Cobb: Grillin' truths, callin' plays, and dad-ing like a pro. Expert in football, politics, and why my way is the right way.

JimmyFromEastCobb

@FromCobb18653

Professional Testical Stealer | Pocket Watcher | Spell Enthusiast

Testical Elf

@TheTesticalElf

Boofer | Ball watcher | Cinnazyns 6mg | Newport smoker | Miller Lite

Boof Carter

@boofcarter1998

Beer and bag is life ΠΚΑ forever DAWGS MAGA 420 I ❤️Peter Millar I hate NJ

Dick Hurtz

@PikeSuperfan

vols. ΠΚΑ rush chair. known as the Jersey legend. sober cigarette enthusiast. fitted hat always on.

Dick Yarbrough

@warmitup8421

Bears=Misery | Simi Valley ‘99 | If she aint 180 she ain’t a lady

Alfie “Grower” Solomons

@petermillarpapi

NCSU | 1x Mallard Ball Attendee | Miami Mint enthusiast | Adderall Aficionado | Live music fan | Hometown Hero

Glenny Creekwood Jr.

@glenny628

functioning alcoholic | bar lover | white | vols

Richie Jones

@towndrunk123

6mg. C-Suite. 5 oclock. Light Beer. Undefeated DUI attorney. Broads. PM|TB. Divorced. The left fears me. #BBN

booz bag beau, CFO

@Boofer_

Penn State ‘87 | Right-Wing (big brained) | Beer Enthusiast | New Jersey Hater

Owamagbe “Diggy” Odighizuwa

@DiggySwanson

Dead. Phish. Panic. Vawls. Domestic light beers.

Capt. Trips

@CaptTrips98

Hockey golfer | D1 crashout | Man of the people | Stats: 1 window, 1 hole-in-one, king of sack

Happy “Gatortail” Gilmore

@thediddler18

White and thrilled about it. Run the damn ball.

Terrence “Terry” Weinerite

@terrytpix

Beer and bag is life ΠΚΑ forever DAWGS MAGA 420 I ❤️Peter Millar I hate NJ

Dick Hurtz

@PikeSuperfan

Nicky Cigs

@MaterWet

Preserve tradition

Strom Thurmond

@yungpabl0_

Dean Dinwiddie

@Johndaly66

Vols, yankee, 2x dynasty fantasy football champion, career high 19 points in 8th grade basketball (twice). RIP Josh Hopkins

Glock

@cutletsguy

Vol dad | 2x opioid addict (not recovered)

Jake “The Milkshake” Ling

@JakeLing2011

Vols, White Privilege, CoC th14

Toby Dingleford

@McchickenToby

vols. ΠΚΑ rush chair. known as the Jersey legend. sober cigarette enthusiast. fitted hat always on.

Dick Yarbrough

@warmitup8421

Bag, God, Family, Football, Vols. #Tank

Dr. Nayib Herrera (Likes sack)

@DrBagPhD

Ball knower | Champs enjoyer | VPI ‘86 | Run the ball

Greg McJohnson

@jnimmo757

UK Finance ‘98. Fiduciary. Tulsi Gabbard enthusiast. IPA hater. .500 sports gambler. Hater of Morgan Wallen

Dixon Butts, ChFC, CFP®

@DixonCfp

Squidward, CPA

@SquidwardVol

Georgia Southern Class of 87’ | Diehard family man | 2x business owner | 3x divorced | enjoyer of a cold one | ΣΑΕ till I die

Beau “Wallbanger” McKinley, CFO

@beau_mckinley

If you don’t ride a Harley, F*ck You!!

Mike Ox Small

@ox_small69

Professional Testical Stealer | Pocket Watcher | Spell Enthusiast

Testical Elf

@TheTesticalElf

12X madden mobile Super Bowl champ | 100+ Vic Roys to the main story | Lakers NBA jam glazer | blue Powerade enthusiast

Roger Goodell

@GoodellRog75136

white chocolate | vol enthusiast | doobie brothers fan | sole (white) proprietor of the “N word pass”

Jason Williams

@jsnwllms_

Cincinnati class of 98 || WHO DEY || HOA Vice President || Norwood 3

Dale Jones, JD & MBA

@DaleJonesJD

Vols by fiddy. Free P Diddy

Dale Smith

@DaleSmith1977

White and thrilled about it. Run the damn ball.

Terrence “Terry” Weinerite

@terrytpix

it just means more.

volzempic

@volzempic

PHC (Professional Hog Cranker) #DOUCHE

texasturtleburger

@fulldomination_

just a girl that likes to do things sometimes! 18+ 🪴

Sav

@savannahelisse

Plane Ticket Pimp for obese women. Southwest size policy author and enforcer. Madison Beer connoisseur. Work for Dad Merchant. #BIGSPANK50 Doxxed Twice

WOOLIE “RUDY” WARDEN‼️

@EAST_BaltimoreM

Local pickleball champion. hill wings enjoyer. 700+ connections. Arena 23 (ultimate champion). kappa sig ‘78. Kappa Delta dad.

Larry W. Eby - PhD

@volballknower

I’m just here to rip deep balls over the middle. Tits,Turnpike and the vols. Avid hater of New Jersey. 2x Dirtbags team mvp. Team Rizzler

Byler Tray

@Volballover16

BillVol

@BillVol

Wing Wednesday Lover | Michael K Enthusiast | Corona Importer

The Hill

@HillKnoxville

UT ‘77 . Vols. Titans. Live Music. Chilled glasses. Optimist. Winner.

Mitch Kramer

@DerekDooley69

barely disgruntled (Maui champs)

Dick “Ballsaack” Jamaal 🐢

@RLWITDASWITCH

Town Drunk | Vol | Former ATO ‘14 | Geeb Man | Tri Delts & Phi Mu | Lap Dance Enthusiast |

Edward Honeystone

@edhoneystone

Retired titans QB, Most injured player in the league, #WASHEDUP, Rich, New Balance, Cables, Titans, Busch, Bag

Jake Locker

@JakeLockerVols

Fan of the Vols, ball hazers, and Michelobs. Hater of the left, and Northerners

Jim Maui

@JimMaui98

vols, scared of women, rainbows, and allat #crackawitdajuice

TreShawn DeAndre

@ketaminejitnem

Premier Gentleman’s Club of Knoxville. Southern , Tennessee Vols , Rainbows , Miller lite , Brain Rot

Dazey Dukez

@dazeydukezknox

You could not pay me to drink an imported beer or vacation in Europe | Dawgs, Falcons, Braves | CBB Lover, National Basketball Association Hater

Kenny Smithey

@ksmitheygolf

Senator’s Son | Investment Banker | Semi Pro Cranker

Daddy Haslam, CPA

@CPA_Doug69

yo shut the hell up ok? any q’s? thanks 👍

New Balance 993

@new_balance_993

you’ll regret it | fake blonde sometimes brunette

StephHQ™️

@altardsteph

NASCAR| Vols #keeppounding

“j”

@JWentfederal

Love the Vols, God, the South, and my beautiful wife.

Justin Worley

@jworley69

On a mission to save The South. 1-0 vs Team Wildcat. #haildixie #maga

Commissioner Sankey (R)

@sankeysthirdleg

Le🐐 James and Luka Doncic Fan Boy #MFFL

Will Silberman

@WillHasTweets

Miles Bridges GF

@MilesBridgesGF

Vols | Lers | 3x Neyland pants shitter | ex gf❤️

Girth Newton

@Girth_Newt

amagzz🤑🤑🤑

@fagbotta69

Hater of Angel Reese | Tennis Handicapper | Bad Golfer | Redskins | The Vols.

David

@picklevols

Washington Redskins/Football Team/Commanders fan since birth (2004). Proud Jayden Daniels enthusiast. Future Super Bowl Champion. HTTR

HogManHank

@HogManHank

Tennessee Fraternity Consultant | Sigma Chi ‘82 | No Jersey Kids | 4/182 Top Choice Placement (2024)

Tennessee Fraternity Consultant

@UTKFraternity

Armchair Tom Brady, Bryce Harper, and Michael Jordan

Wild Thing

@RickVaughn1716

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