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I feel like pinned tweets just sort of give off a ‘this is the best I can do’ vibe.
Here’s what kind of Catholic I am: I don’t vibe or associate with the church but I’m still pissed at Martin Luther. Honestly, who do you think you are?
Can’t wait to watch my girlfriend at the Olympics. She’s great at the pommel horse.
My biggest fear is that one day a bunch of football players will all retire at once and then I’ll turn on NFL on Fox and they’ll be like 17 analysts all saying something similar.
Just left my phone number for a hot waitress. Hopefully, she can it read off of this half eaten baked potato.
I like how ‘It wasn’t a fair catch’ has turned into the state of Iowa’s ‘Epstein didn’t kill himself’.
Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!
You’ve seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre…now get ready for its sequel the Utah Butterknife Accident.
I’m not going to “die on a hill” for anyone. But, I would “die near an underpass” for someone. If you are my friend, I will die near an underpass for you.
Change of plans, I’m calling all my old friends up to see if they have any leftover Chuck E Cheese tickets.
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