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uncle claire

@claire_uncle

yeah I’m a little bit like Garfield (she/they)

Joined December 2014

2KPosts 498Followers 463Following

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uncle claire

31 Dec 2021

put the freaking flags at half mast

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8 Nov

FINE! i’ll say it: i LIKE it when people are pure of heart! i LOVE to see them full of glee!

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7 Nov

sucks to be the dude who had to open a one-man comedy show the day after THAT

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3 Nov

every day is an apocalypse when you haven’t had your dr. pepper yet

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8 Sep 2023

all phobia no homo

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6 Sep 2023

can dr. pepper perform abortions?

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31 Aug 2023

jim pillin? more like i’m killin (myself)

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28 Aug 2023

How I feel eating Tostitos hint of lime chips

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HeyItsVal88🌺E☆V~MU!!‼‼

23 Jul 2023

people explaining why they hate the barbie movie twitter.com/_Space_Sapphic…

uncle claire

6 Jul 2023

wish i had more hobbies than just spending money

uncle claire

24 May 2023

what happens when you like the bitmoji more than the actual person, huh?

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23 May 2023

don’t you just hate it when pussy hort

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4 May 2023

tweeting is one of my best skills because

uncle claire

2 May 2023

this is the first year in my life where i can’t do a countdown to summer like in high school musical 2 and i’m really broken up about it

uncle claire

19 Apr 2023

haters on live action lilo and stitch haters on beau is afraid being a hater ass bitch is back baby!!!

uncle claire

14 Apr 2023

my therapists waiting room being dark and locked when i’m supposed to have a session really isn’t helping my abandonment issues

uncle claire

4 Apr 2023

every day i miss getting to follow honeymoon is another reason why

uncle claire

1 Apr 2023

i miss her

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uncle claire

1 Apr 2023

sucks ass that i can’t go to club penguin april fool’s day box world today :’(

uncle claire

15 Feb 2023

i love you remi. i love you lana. i love you gaga. i love you amy. i love you fiona. i love you lorde. i love you sza. i love you mitski. i love you phoebe. i love you clairo. i love you beach house. i love you lizzo. i love you beyonce. i love you florence. i love you doja. i lo

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