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yes and now we live together 😁 @_zinful

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13. have you ever dated someone you met on twitter?



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(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?

That’s so beautiful, they’re releasing him back into the wild 🥹



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Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine


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Guns that are mainly used in school shootings are on the naughty list.

The AK-47 is on the nice list!

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imagine doing this for a nigga named yerkky yerkky omg

How is a cesarean section performed



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Santa Decides is on the naughty list.

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Let it go dawg

Kamala HQ is on the naughty list

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please don’t misgender her

You can't get enough of looking at him. 🤍

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Get rid of pronouns and you save the world.



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so they can pay for sex but not therapy like regular people

My years as a sex worker taught me that men are very emotionally starved people. I don’t say this in a “boohoo male loneliness woe is them” way. But even I am still incredulous how many men would pay just for emotional intimacy. Men would book champagne rooms just to cry.



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the fist bump at the end is crazy these mfs are pretending to be dumb to evade taxes

This chimp helping a guy up is still one of my favorite videos ever..



someone pay for my ticket 😫

A cruise line is currently offering a 4-year trip for Americans who want to skip Trump’s second term.

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the gag is if you can afford to go on a four year cruise, you probably aren't in the bracket of people directly affected by his reelection

A cruise line is currently offering a 4-year trip for Americans who want to skip Trump’s second term.

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this is why is I’m skeptical of the male loneliness epidemic bc a lot of you are just shitty people that repel the people around you

I never unmatched from someone quicker

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THIS IS WHY I MADE STICKY!!!!!! THIS IS WHY I ARRANGED IT THAT WAY THIS BEAUTIFUL MY HEART IS FILLED

Jackson State’s Sonic Boom of the South played a rendition of Tyler, the Creator’s “Sticky” featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne in the fifth quarter against Alabama State: (h/t: @ShowtimeWeb)



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Jackson State’s Sonic Boom of the South played a rendition of Tyler, the Creator’s “Sticky” featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne in the fifth quarter against Alabama State: (h/t: @ShowtimeWeb)


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She made me feel like I k1lled him too

Rihanna really ate on Man Down.



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men posting themselves being found unlikeable and repulsive by women with the sole intention of impressing other men is, genuinely, the gayest thing i’ve ever seen

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people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



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