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Scientist after their 13th subgroup analysis returns p=.047:

EUREKA!!! MY DATA. MY PRECIOUS DATA. SHOW STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT RESULTS IN THE DIRECTION WE HYPOTHESIZED. WE REJECT THE NULL HYPOTHESIS. I REPEAT!!! WE REJECT. THE NULL. HYPOTHESIS!!!!!!!!! 🥹🫶🛸🛸🛸



The next generation of safe programming languages should protect me from malicious libraries. Everything other than returning bytes should be behind a capability. Auditing and minimizing dependencies isn't going to work any better than 'just write better code' did in C.


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Like, the 'pussy in bio' posts should've been blocked within a day by one guy writing a regex. A few days ago I clicked 'explore' and saw on#1 trending obvious crypto scam using hacked gold 'business' accounts making tweets that got 22k likes (and 22k comments) in 5 minutes. Lol.


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Spam bots are, in theory, a hard problem. In practice, Twitter clearly either doesn't have a few competent people working full time on it, or there are organizational issues preventing them from doing their job


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