I used to be a security guard…bartender…waiter… Dropped out of college…TWICE Just drugs, party, gym. Basically a f*ckin loser One day decided f*ck this I HAVE to do something… Quit my job and flew to Thailand with a few grand in savings. No real plan other than “start…

I started driving when I was 16 But looking back we should definitely increase driving age My sister just got her license and I can barely fathom that she’s allowed to drive at 80mph on the highway She’s a kid. I was a f*cking retard when I was 16 Driving around high as sh*t…

How are you gonna bring your girl to the gym wearing a bra and barely shorts… Then get mad and start posturing up when I look at her ass? Mfs inventing their own problems.

Teaching MY kids how to speak SPANISH? That’s a job that an AMERICAN deserves Get the f*ck out of here Dora This is MAGA country.

Everyone has had that girl You mess around with her a bit Call her when you have no other options She’d sweet and she’s down for you But she’s just not pretty enough for you to take seriously It’s almost sad… …well sad for her Kinda just amusing for me.

Eating clean 100% of the time is counterproductive Ends up turning you into an autist Once or twice a week you need to max out on SLOP Burgers, pizzas, ice cream, cheesecake etc Inoculates you against your environment If you eat clean too long A candy bar might kill you

Something severely broken in your brain if you marry outside your race Humans are hardwired to be weary of people who don’t look like them In the real world if someone doesn’t look like you they probably want to take your sh*t But instead of being weary you want to have a…

Can we all stop acting like we hate promiscuous women Wh*res are great They’re fun to be around, better conversation than the good girls There’s plenty of room in your life for loose women Everybody has a part to play You just have to appreciate them for what they are And…

Show the average conservative man a girl with a gun and tattoos… And his brain will start malfunctioning “Omg she’s the perfect woman” No she’s a career woman with male hobbies. Mfs will yap all day about about “feminine women” and “trad values” Just to goon over a boss…

I regularly buy all the condoms at my local convenience store. And throw them all away. There is a birthrate crisis and it’s a white neighborhood… Somebody has to do the right thing here.

Pretty privilege is real but for men it only lasts about 10 seconds Everyone knows really handsome guys who have ZERO SAUCE Awkward as f*ck and no social fluidity Past the first encounter with someone all that matters is VIBE privilege Looks mean almost nothing compared to…

“Kamala is being quiet she must be planning something BIG!” She lost and now she’s fading into irrelevance like every other loser in history Nobody talked about her when she was VP because she sucked She had her 15 minutes and now shes gone She’s not “plotting a recount” lmao

Starting on Election Day I will no longer be pulling out “Did you just nut in me??” Yes. Don’t worry the kid will have blue eyes. “But I’m only 19 im too young to have a kid noooo” Should’ve thought about that before you had unprotected s*x with an a**hole.

Anybody with a few brain cells already knows this intuitively. Nature knows that the first born has to forge a path for their younger siblings They must adjust and adapt to the ever changing landscape of the world Learn to maneuver in ways their parents cant Perfect creation.

“NoFap” attracts the dorkiest mfs on the planet… But if you’re stroking your sh*t daily you are living in an alternate reality of loserdom. If you stopped jizzing on your stomach for ONE WEEK… Almost every problem you have would be fixed. You start to radiate so much aura…

Nietzsche this… “Jungian archetype” that… “Kantian ethics”… “Hume empiricism” “Plato’s republic” “Epicurean pleasure” PLEASE f*cking go outside bro…

Being out of shape literally means you’re an idiot And I don’t mean “oh it’s dumb to not workout” There are realities of the universe than you can only understand when you push your body physically All the “smart guys” that are pencil neck nerds Are literally incapable of…

White Boy Summer 2025 is in motion.

You can CHANGE your LIFE in 6 months: -Don’t pay your income tax -Stop pulling out -Rob the local sperm bank -Commit hatespeech on X -Smoke Fentanyl laced crack -Piss in the sink at Chili’s It’s NEVER been easier to stand out from the crowd.

The department of health if RFK doesn’t get the secretary position:

This is the most p*ssyless app on earth 75% of the men are just reposting fresh&fit talking points 25% of the women are those same guys pretending to be girls And the other 75% of the women are feds “But what about the other 25% of the men?” Theyre just severe schizophrenics