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Nicken Drumsticks

@beefman138

I retweet funny people. Fat legged idiot. Tweets are jokes. https://t.co/8w8qUjJAND

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Nicken Drumsticks

23 Jul 2023

I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.

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Natalie Would

6 Jun 2023

My sign is stop

Nicken Drumsticks

15 Jan

I hate having a bunch of coworkers with awful B.O. But this is part of the fun at the morgue.

Nicken Drumsticks

3 Jan

My clairvoyant told me that people who believe in ghosts need to grow up and snap back to reality.

Nicken Drumsticks

21 Dec

Reach out to me when your first 15 preferences didn't answer.

Nicken Drumsticks

21 Dec

Too bad the love of your life won't be able to manipulate and change you into being the love of her life.

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David Hughes

14 May 2020

Whoever invented the coffee table must have been like “fuck every other drink”.

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David Hughes

5 Jan 2015

Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

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David Hughes

6 Nov 2023

Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this

Nicken Drumsticks

19 Dec

Sometimes they'll throw shit at you. You've just got to laugh in their faeces.

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JEFF NEWTON

10 Sep 2023

you watched two 3-minute videos, you didn’t “go down a rabbit hole”

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Annie Hatfield

@AnneHatfieldVO

19 Dec

I switch off the light and say to the new cat, “Turn on your night vision.” It's so sweet your teeth will hurt.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF

19 Dec

The dominant male in a herd of reindeer is called the maindeer send tweet

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Danny

20 Nov 2018

1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.

Nicken Drumsticks

28 Nov

My kid drank an entire bottle of 'No More Tears' and it made his crying even worse.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF

14 Sep 2023

Got banned for life from the vet's for calling the person who operated on my cat a 'furgeon'.

Nicken Drumsticks

16 Sep 2023

It appears that my emotional support taipans have not been appreciated at the nursing home.

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Nicken Drumsticks

23 Jul 2023

I just want a love like Swayze and Demi in 'Ghost', where I'm dead for the whole time.

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