Alexis Marie Longard
@alabasterr_do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?
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yes, my son has a twitter now
saw the same rat two days in a row. good omen. don't ask how i can tell it's the same rat i just feel it in my bones
(with intentions of unconditional love) what’s up big dawg
thank god I have a cat. who else is gonna shit in this box I have
the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better
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at a party and there’s a cat hiding in the bedroom
They should make an ozempic that makes you fold your laundry. And don’t say adderall I already tried that
oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from
ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.
baby skunks think black cat is their mom 😭
I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark
feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it
we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately
Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)
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