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@JerommeGraham
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*planet earth narrator voice* Ahhh yes. Relationships out of desperation, peer pressure, & convenience. Always the healthiest long term investment.
y’all mind if I shed my exoskeleton on this chaise over here. lil’ molt on the upholst’ lil’ ecdysis on the courdoroy swiss
*guy at book club who’s clearly there to try to get laid* yeah the effervescent magenta color on Mr Gatsby’s jacket reminded me of how much my heart burns for womens’ rights “Peter. We’re reading Morgan Housel’s ‘Same as Ever’”
Love it when I ask people their name and they give me their big girl title instead. “Senior Director of Operations.” Oh perfect. Let me just get prone and start sucking your toes. Would you like me to start with the second or third toe on your wrong foot forward?
POV: you realize that one friend you called crazy for years was right about everything. And it’s time to ~collect~
u can just hang in the airport lactation pods. they dont even check for lactate.
*After looking at my cat’s Insta Story* The most arrogant, condescending, low EQ & IQ, and randomly aggressive friend you know will re-post shit like this on their close-friends Insta Story instead of admitting they’re wrong.
if the function don’t got cute lil’ assortment of wild animols to play with — otters, red pandas, sugargliders, large wendies frosty on a leash, even an adélie penguin perhaps — then im not interested.
Rush Hour 4 will save America. (unless they screw it up like Matrix 4, in which case I have a bunker)
The creation of the Moo Deng psyop implies the existence of a much more sinister Moost Deng
sorry i can’t come watch u slay at your wedding priscilla. my hands are currently full internalizing some transgenerational trauma rn (mesozoic era)
whel i hope Moo Deng finally defeats Mooby Dong. or whatever. idk ive never read the book.
The only people truly unafraid of a storm, are the mastermind architects of it. Take, for instance, my kitteh poo Loki. Always 17 steps ahead of me. Pure chaos.
did ask + do care + stay happy + all skill + W + reported for being awesome + I respect your orientation + unique + great calves + mentor me
y’all mind if i complete my metamorphosis real quick in this corner over here
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