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Witty Wonka

@_wittywonka

The 'wit' in Twitter is silent But I like emptying my thoughts on this bird app.

Joined July 2020
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I'm a Believer. I believe in the 'myth' part of mythologies.


Witty Wonka Reposted

Thomas Shelby whenever someone offered him a drink this season:

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Napne jaa raha hu kismat Tum aaina dikha do. Bade mahange hai yeh sapne, Kuch saste me dilwa do.


Dosto vo ghadi aagayi hai Daaru se jayada reality hit kar rahi hai.


Kaha jaoge itni positivity leke, Thoda Negativity bhi phailne do.


Aaj kal log itne positive hogaye hai, ghar se bahar nikalne ka mann nahi karta.


Don't be so positive, You'll end up alone.


Meri Sapno ki rani kab aayegi tu, We'll have to cancel our date agar RT-PCR sath nahi layegi tu.


Every year, I think of learning how to play an instrument while being completely unaware of the fact that zindagi meri 22 saal se bajja rahi hai. Dhunn ke naam pe tarap tarap ke iss dil se AAHHH nikalti rahi.


Yeh Khatam kyu nahi ho jaati Yeh guzar kyu nahi jaati Kyu chubhti rehti hai yeh zindagi Aajeeb si hai yeh zindagi Bass sitam kar rahi hai Mujhe dheere-dheere khatamm kar rahi hai.


My blanket is my cave.


At this point I'm gonna dip my feet in a bucket full of sand & water and close my eyes.


I googled recipe for creampie and ended up watching porn.


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