Mr Alhaji
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The lottery of birth is interesting. You're born to parents you never chose, in an area you never chose, at an economic situation that'll eventually determine most of your life, taste & choices - all predetermined and largely the pointer to the rest of your life & how far you go
On a scale of 0 (least) to 10 (most), how happy are you at the moment - all things considered?
Just remembered that guy who cut off his own penis because he was hallucinating after taking some marijuana. This other guy had proper gynaecomastia.
This is the best thing ever
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Even if you're deep in Pastor worship and religious slavery, your eyes should be getting opened by now. This man subtly defended Tinubu by implying the predicament Nigerians are facing wasn't Tinubu's fault. Open your eyes my people.
“If we had not prayed, $1 would have been ₦10,000 by now. God stepped in and saved Nigeria” -Pastor Adeboye
Last week it was Awuke This week na Kese Dance. Orin tin tan lenu awon werey
33% inflation and the main topics here are always hypergamy, cheating, etc
5 more days until the monthly debates about the role of males in obstetrics/gynaecology.
The fact that they had to fight bruv
You think God is saying different things to different people? Hmm.
Remember that weirdo kid in your area that could flip their eyelid inside out and is just all sorts of weird? Yeah. They're now on Twitter supporting all APC policies 👍🏾
"marry your friend" Gee, thanks. I was just on my way to the court to marry my enemy and decided to check Twitter. Talk about divine intervention.
This life is funny. Elon Musk bought Twitter and created a monetization policy and somehow, that created a domino effect that led to Nigerians created harmful content for clicks. Life.
Who?
😂 😂 😂
During a job interview, if the interviewer asks, 'Would you consider leaving if you found a better opportunity elsewhere?' how would you respond?
During GEJ’s tenure, this same pastor came out to protest against the hardship then, he didn’t pray for the dollar. Now, prayers suddenly work on the dollar Dont open your eyes, you hear. Let some “spiritual father” complex keep you in the dark.
NPF Carried an Innocent man to the market, forced him to sell his Laptop, give them them the money then Cleared out his Bank account. The Innocent man dragged the Matter & the police was forced to return over N2.3m back to him. Armed Robbers & Bandits aren’t this Heartless. 🤮
With all due respect chief, this is not it.
It’s this young people’s obsession with ‘work-life balance’ that annoys me. You are young, you have not really achieved anything career wise and you are insistent on choosing days to work and then ‘relaxing’ on the other days. I had to tell someone today that at 27 I was already…
Bring him home
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