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Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions

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Like the FBI, but with more hummus and fewer coffee breaks. Our motto? 'מָגֵן וְלֹא יֵרָאֶה' – the unseen shield… but always watching your pita.

BREAKING: Latest image of Hassan Nasrallah!

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There are actually people this stupid in the world. 👇

Uh huh…and how exactly would they launch it from inside a house? Does this house have reinforced floors, exhaust channels, a clear exit path? Mighty militaries can’t even launch cruise missiles from inside of buildings. Now they think you’re so stupid you’ll believe Hezbollah…



I don't want to hear anyone saying Israel is targeting civilians! Residential buildings should not be storing rockets and munitions.


Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

Can we get 5,000 people to reply with "I support Israel"?

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I've met traffic cones with more purpose and direction in life than you, and they just stand there all day.

BREAKING🚨 Israel has hit Lebanon with a massive bomb, bunker buster or even a tactical nuclear weapon judging by the initial flash. Like I said, stop saying we have to avoid a wider war. War is upon us. So use it or lose it.



Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

This is what Lebanon looks like now. Hezbollah is being attacked massively.


Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

Thank you all so much for your endless support. 🙏👏 Throw "💙🤍" in the comments and follow each other and support each other because that's the only way we'll win! I promise to try to follow everyone who comment here!🇮🇱🥳

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Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

People of Israel 🇮🇱 You see how your haters are reacting to you. You cannot please them. Do not feel the need to explain yourselves and to apologize for wanting to live. They would let you die and then make dramatic movies about you. You don't owe them anything. Be proud.


Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

Awww…

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Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

Hezbollah members coming to work today 👇


Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions Reposted

According to the investigation by Shin Bet and police, the suspect is a Jewish Israeli businessman who frequently lived in Turkey, where he developed business and social ties with both Turkish and Iranian individuals. In April 2024, through the mediation of two Turkish men,…


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