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Someone in the library asked to use my computer and now everything I search shows up as Nicolas Cage!!!

Shanxx04's tweet image. Someone in the library asked to use my computer and now everything I search shows up as Nicolas Cage!!!
Shanxx04's tweet image. Someone in the library asked to use my computer and now everything I search shows up as Nicolas Cage!!!
Shanxx04's tweet image. Someone in the library asked to use my computer and now everything I search shows up as Nicolas Cage!!!

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how your email finds me

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many of you did not experience the panic of getting the “you’ve used 90% of your data plan” text on like the 21st of the month and then waiting a few minutes for the message from your dad in the family group chat unleashing absolute fucking hellfire upon you and your sibling(s)


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Trump’s Director of White House personnel posting this a week before Election Day is certainly a decision

Sorry we want MALE only voting. The 19th might have to go. 👨🏼 #JohnMcEntee #McEntee2028



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me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business

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being in public with ur dad is like "oh don't mind him he's socially inept" and being in public with ur mom is like "so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy"


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Another day in paradise

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how did i go from this to paying bills

POV: it's 2004 and you're about to watch a Disney Channel movie



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The greatest to ever do it 🐐 Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

Eagles's tweet image. The greatest to ever do it 🐐

Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

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Where is everyone it's almost 730

MiketheCook's tweet image. Where is everyone it's almost 730

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“Becau🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓se”


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Student Aid approving my debt relief application but telling me the courts are blocking Biden’s program.


Remember when the power went out at Drake and Josh’s house and we all sang We Will Rock You by Queen


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Family gonna ask what i brought to thanksgiving this year.. Ima say beef & swing on my cousin


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The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.


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Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!


Public school builds character


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NFL marketing department

Por La Cultura.

NFL's tweet image. Por La Cultura.
NFL's tweet image. Por La Cultura.
NFL's tweet image. Por La Cultura.


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That includes the six conservative justices who have now overturned Roe, ending the right to an abortion. Here's what each of the court's six conservative justices said about the case at their confirmation hearings: npr.org/2022/06/24/110…


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I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it


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adult friendship is really just shooting off texts like yes hello I'm not dead yet can I arrange to see you in four to six weeks


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