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Shalamarr on AO3 - going to GalaxyCon Columbus!

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https://t.co/Td2pzA7bYv | I write fluffy "Our Flag Means Death" fanfic with a scooch of low-key smut

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QRT with your favourite Stede and why. This is the bitch who sought and achieved glorious revenge on those upperclass twits for making his boyfriend feel bad.

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Qrt with your favorite stede and why I’ll go next, this is a romantic hero, so in love and finally a step closer to reuniting with the man he lays awake thinking of every night

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Does anyone else find the 🦋 mobile app clunky and ungainly? It’s just so BIG, for lack of a better word, with just one post per screen. Am I doing something wrong? The website is fine.


Here’s my entry for Day 10 of #ofmdfluffvember! It’s got sweet caring Ed AND jealous vengeful Ed, because I love them both. “Busted”: archiveofourown.org/works/60520201

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Happy Day 10 of #OFMDFluffvember! Today's prompts are merperson🧜‍♂️and "Let me take care of you." Share your fluffy TAILS (get it, bc merperson?) with us, both old and new!

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Possibly stupid question: can I set up my account to get automatic notifications from 🦋 when certain people (like Pirate Dad) post? I have that set up here, on Tw*tter.


Guys (gn)! ⁦@sambaschutte⁩! ⁦@BeMomentus⁩! It’s fucking delicious, and I stand by my pasta choice! The penne is mightier than the sword! (Ugh. That was terrible. I’m sorry.)

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I might as well confess now and get it off my chest … I used penne for @sambaschutte’s @BeMomentus “Death by Cheese” recipe, not macaroni. I don’t know why, but I just don’t like macaroni!


This is probably something y’all on 🦋 already know, but just in case … I found that an easy way to find moots was to locate someone who’s really well-known in the fandom first, then see the list of whom they’re following. Hit the Follow button for your pirate pals, and voila!


Guess who has two thumbs, limited French, and is baking a blueberry pie while waiting for Samba’s class to start? This moi! (I’m not normally this ambitious, but my daughter asked for blueberry pie for when she visits tomorrow, and the kitchen was already messy, so …)


My husband and I got a food processor for a wedding gift in 1993, and we don’t use it that often, but MAN it made short work of grating all that cheese for @sambaschutte’s upcoming @BeMomentus class! Whir whir whir, done!


“Crew will survive. Crew will outlast your entire bloody empire.” YES. #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife

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Has the recipe for @sambaschutte’s “Death by Cheese” shown up for anyone yet?


Let’s see … being fat, being shy, wearing glasses, buck teeth, good grades …

What did people bully you for in school?



We will. And that’s a promise. Illegitimi non carborundum.

Keep creating. 🎨 Keep resting. 💤 Keep loving. 💗 Keep reading. 📚 Keep exploring. 🔭 Keep speaking. 🗣️ Keep dancing. 💃 Keep snuggling. 🤗 Keep growing. 🤯 Keep laughing. 🤪 Keep protecting. 🛑 Please, keep going. Together.



I keep wondering about Mel*nia. She fucking hated being FLOTUS last time, so how’s she feeling now? (Let me be clear, though - she’ll get no sympathy from me. She’s a garbage human.)


Come find me if you haven’t already!

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2024 can stop sucking annnnyyyytiiiime.


Amen.

I guess we just keep making art ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Love you all



I miss the person I was yesterday. I had hope. It was cute.


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