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*me, slowly gathering everyone around the kitchen island placing down a decked out antipasto* So who voted for the rapist?
GOOD MORNING AMERICA! Just to be clear I will NEVER support the candidate out on bail who calls our country a “garbage can” and our wounded veterans “suckers and losers”. Or the one who is suckin Putins cock. Call me old fashioned.
And once again, he never EVER discusses any policy in detail. Instead of countering Harris with a plan of his own, he just sits, and seethes, and rage tweets insults. He has no plans, no concepts, he simply has an insatiable lust for power/revenge/dictators. It’s time for him to…
His own Vice President will not be voting for him. His former Chief of Staff will not. His former Sec of Defense will not. His former Nat Security Advisor will not. His former Joint Chiefs Chair will not. His former AG will not. Because he’s dangerous and unfit for office.
Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
I’m currently in deep central PA, I was wearing an American flag sweatshirt and a guy made a comment assuming I had voted for Pissbaby. He seemed confused and I said no, I did not vote for the person who calls America a GARBAGE CAN, ya cunt.
Big Mel had ONE campaign cycle in the contract, she made this very clear. Besides, she’s gotta be home to keep Barron from climbing down that bean stalk.
Why isn’t Usha Vance on the campaign trail? Why isn’t Melania Trump on the campaign trail? Is it because they know their husbands are a danger to America.
House hunters: this 800k home has white cabinets, and I want to bludgeon the real estate agent right here in the kitchen for showing me. Me: They’ve only had ONE murder suicide here??? *frantically counts singles in my wallet*
Can the European mind comprehend that blue has a very specific flavor?
I’m not saying Tamra is wrong. But why be such a C*NT reveling in others misery? Like god damn. Is the check, and being on TV worth that much?? #RHOC
A 40 year old could come to my door in a costume and I’d let them take a hand full of baby Twix. I truly don’t give a fuck. It’s 80° on Halloween, go nuts.
A note for tomorrow: ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM
I don’t know why but I just imagine lady Tr*mp voters have those word signs all over their house which direct you what to do in each room like “EAT” and “ GATHER” in the millennial Instagram font.
Bernie Sanders: “Take a wild guess, how many lobbyists are there from the drug companies in Washington, DC?” Lex Fridman: “Over 1,000?” Sanders: “Over 1,000. There are 100 members of the Senate, 435 members of the House. There are 1,800 well-paid lobbyists representing the drug…
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