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Touchdown Trevor is REAL

Trevor Siemian drops it right in the bucket to Dazz Newsome for the TD! 🎯 #DaBears 📺: #KCvsCHI on @NFLNetwork 📱: Stream on NFL+ bit.ly/3QcrYGG



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Trevor Siemian tossing a dot to Dante Pettis on 4th down. 😮 #DaBears 📺: #KCvsCHI on @NFLNetwork 📱: Stream on NFL+ bit.ly/3QcrYGG


All you need to know about this Court in one tweet.

Justice Thomas funny as hell boy. Basically said take all these rights away but let me stay with my white wife



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Went to school there. Met my wife there. Now I get to play pro ball there. Sweet home Chicago! 🐻⬇️


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At what age can you visit home without getting in trouble, because it’s not 29.


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I am too old for any “u up?” bullshit like sorry if you want to see me send me a fucking google calendar invite 10 days in advance


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In Kyiv a woman knocked down a Russian drone from a balcony with a jar of cucumbers. How did they expect to occupy this country?


Only in Illinois…


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everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people” and then 10 seconds later it hit us


Not sure if I hate the idea of ultra thin brows coming back or calling the 2000s the “noughties” more…

Ultra-thing brows might be making a comeback... vogue.cm/w3SSBeW



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gotta pee after sex so I don’t get an nft


Where is the lie

No lawyer can do all 5: 1. Sleep 8 hours 2. Maintain a healthy relationship 3. Answer a question without “it depends” 4. Drink a responsible amount 5. Not think they’re better than everyone else



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TFW an argument raised by the other side is so irritatingly wrong you spend your weekend making a spreadsheet

If you look at all 58 of the Justices appointed to #SCOTUS since 1900, the data is even more telling re: lack of prior judicial experience. 25/58 (43.1%) had no prior state or federal judicial experience. Average prior experience: < 5 years. Median prior experience: 2.5 years.

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the CDC says it's not omicron unless it comes from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling covid


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Me, the first sunday without Succession

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Me at every “open bar” wrist band bar night


Ope.

op-ed: everyone more worried than me about omicron is a maniac and everyone less worried than me is an idiot



im deceased

Hilary Duff said these cute fits I didn’t get to wear for the Lizzie McGuire reboot will NOT go to waste

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n i c e

NEW POLL: Sixty-nine percent of Americans disapprove of Biden's handling of inflation hill.cm/5s6QowZ

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I come back to this app out of morbid curiosity and THIS is what we’re doing on here now?!?


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