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San Francisco feels more hopeful than it has in years — but don’t worry, we’ll find something to panic about next week

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As the Onion purchases Alex Jones's 'InfoWars', our Editorial Board eyes Michael Shellenberger's 'Public'

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San Francisco Liberals rally against Ranked Choice Voting in reaction to mixed electoral results, confident that voters 'Really love spoiler candidates'

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Daniel Lurie threaded a political needle in the mayor’s race between actual Republicans and Democrats who vote like Republicans

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A CNN anchor this week painted a misleading picture of Mayor Breed’s record on public safety. That's our Job. Stay in your lane, CNN.

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Let the Sycophancy Commence: Adam Nathan, Garry Tan, and other SF tech leaders take to Twitter to suck up to Trump's newest future ex-wife

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Brooke Jenkins passed over for AG in favor of Gaetz, muses, ‘There’s Always Trump’s Next Administration’

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Do I send my kid to a private high school? I toured one in S.F. to see if it was worth keeping my child away from the poors in the wake of school closures.

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GrowSF Slashes Workforce by 40% Amid Existential Crisis as Sachin Agarwal Claims 'Money Can’t Buy Elections' in an Effort to Downplay the Group’s Influence in San Francisco Politics

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Straight Out of Central Casting: Trump Seeks 'SS Officer #1' for Defense Secretary and Pete Hegseth Delivers

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DOGE: How One Kindergarten Teacher's Beloved Shiba Inu Will Lead the World's Most Divorced Man to Become the Downfall of the American Experiment

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Michelle Tandler Announces She's A Republican — Hopes This Clears Up What Was Already Obvious from Her Twitter Feed

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Defeated in Supervisor Election, Autumn Looijen Flies Back Down the Peninsula on Her Broomstick, Vowing: ‘I’ll Be Back My Pretties! Michael Moritz Isn’t Done With You Yet!'

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Local Multi-Millionaire Lobbyist at the Vanguard Of $100M Anti-Rent Control Campaign Machine Declares: ‘Leftist Policies Simply Can’t Win on the Merits’

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Boundary-Pushing SF Restaurant Will Close After More Than 12 Years—Heres Who’s Left to Blame After the Election

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California’s Coastal Commission A Rare Government Agency with a Spine – How Garry Tan and Vinod Khosla Will Unite With YIMBYs to Destroy It

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Newsom Announces New Policy to Deal With Homelessness Crisis - A Complete Ban on Urban Camping and Forced Enrollment in Government ‘Tent Cities’, No Wait, That Was Trump? Are You Sure?

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Trevor Chandler Finally Concedes Supervisor Race, Sidesteps Return to AIPAC Career to Instead Enlist Directly in the IDF Following Election Loss

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