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—footage that shows all 3 boys walking towards the area where Noah was found. The same camera showed the other 2 boys walking back without Noah, but with new company: the 11 yr old’s mother, Natalie Hardison. One boy sounds like he says, “He died.” before she shushes him.


Going on vacation and buying a photorealistic sketch of a celebrity as a souvenir


Dos Toros founder: “what if Chipotle was worse.”


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(Ancient Chinese rap battle) Eastern wind: my wife is very chaste and humble, ur wife can’t carry wood or she stumble River Fury: Ur wife goes to the heavenly rat banquet in a dress made of cheese. And u ask why shes home naked full of fleas (abacus guy moves one to the left)


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adventurer: who goes there goblin: i go by many names orc: hey look it's thumpo, sucker of dicks goblin: why do they always choose that one


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Bro I heard you were at the function acting gormless


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(welcoming you to my wizard tower) so can i get you guys some elixir


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