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Therapist: They are NOT antidepressants Me: All I’m saying is I’ve never been less than happy while holding a taco. Therapist: FOR THE LAST TIME, I can’t get your insurance to cover tacos! Me: Don’t yell at me. You need a taco.
If I ever tell you "Imma call you right back", just move on with your life
if three gummies are stuck together it counts as just one, right???
Time to play: am I having an aneurysm or is my bun too tight?
At Hobby Lobby in the Christmas section and all I want right now is to kill or be killed.
weird that vets love animals but doctors hate people
I want to be a screenwriter just so I can include the following line of dialogue “It’s nap time, mother fucker!”
Sandi's nickname for me is Bargain. That means a great deal to me.
Leave the music on. But listen to it as often as the world lets you let music in.
americans will use anything but the metric system
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