Turgid Verse
@gullyvuhrI drink scotch, read poetry, and know things | ENTP | Prior military | Virgo in love | Poetic math geek | Shameless flirt | straight white guy with no podcast
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You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
I should be able to google "What the fuck is my neighbor doing?" and I cannot. The future is a let down.
"To whom I'm about to make concerned" is a far better way to open an email.
Wait, you want me to be healthy so I live longer? Oh, no. No thank you.
My breakdown of the Tyson fight: 2024 is the year of the unqualified white guy with a big mouth somehow winning over a far more qualified person of color.
How DARE you tell people I never gave you an orgasm when you know damn well I did and you spit it out.
Drinking a master selection woodford reserve -- someone is getting a deep poem and a sophisticated orgasm later.
New pilates instructor: hey we don't get many men, let's try and break him. Wtf did I do???
If you put a Waffle House coffee mug up to your ear, you can hear the inside of a child support hearing.
Charcuterie is latin for "12 pounds of cheese and a grape for health"
Hey, real quick -- anyone know the sexy way to get into or out of a booth? Youtube has no videos for this.
Was trying to put parmesan on my pizza and nothing was coming out of the container. I had to spank it three times to get anything out and the table of ladies next me to audibly moaned. Full moon horny women are a national treasure.
it's really weird to me that Trump managed to exclusively bang models and with nothing more than his half of the gene pool still sire kids that look and act like a Mike Judge fever dream.
Well, yay. We are really doing well in 24 on unqualified white men winning titles they have no business having.
Growing up means one day someone asks you for the last time what your favorite dinosaur is.
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