Similar User
MFer photo

@mikef1776

Andrew Lee photo

@Andrew_Lee_pic

AngelinaMaria🧡💜 photo

@angelinahbyrd

ɐɔıɹǝɯ∀ photo

@Mykull_c

Mere photo

@Does_This_Match

Summer life when your 3 big siblings all play baseball ⚾️ #KoolSummerSelfie @KoolFMBarrie @PaulSadlon

Tweet Image 1

Shannon Haley Reposted

People who ask questions at the end of a long meeting should get the death penalty.


Shannon Haley Reposted

No, officer, no one is being murdered. I just had to rinse the shampoo out of my child's hair.


Shannon Haley Reposted

20 minutes of every third-trimester dr appointment is me arguing with the nurse about how there’s no way the scale is calibrated correctly


Shannon Haley Reposted

I hate when I get to work early and my boss isn't even here to see it.


Shannon Haley Reposted

THERAPIST: What brings you here today? WIFE: His obsession with cats is out of control. ME: *slowly pushes wife off couch*


Shannon Haley Reposted

Have kids so you can be done with your Christmas shopping & they can hand you their "updated" list which includes nothing you bought.


Shannon Haley Reposted

I react to the UPS guy delivering my Amazon package the way geese react to people with bread.


Shannon Haley Reposted

Boss: My door is always open Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early


Shannon Haley Reposted

Please keep my 6 year old in your prayers, his sister is copying him.


Shannon Haley Reposted

According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.


Shannon Haley Reposted

What’s the statute of limitations when you think of a comeback for an insult? Please say 17 years.


Shannon Haley Reposted

A new black and white photo challenge where you all please stop.


Shannon Haley Reposted

give me a pen that doesnt look like a flower before i kill myself, Sheryl.


Shannon Haley Reposted

Do 15 in a 30 near me Sam Hunt, I dare you


Shannon Haley Reposted

Person in the elevator: good morning. Me: I’m not really looking for new friends.


Shannon Haley Reposted

Coworker: are you working hard or hardly working? lol *finger guns* Me: get the fuck away from me


United States Trends
Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.