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🥳🥳 COMPETITION TIME 🥳🥳 For a chance to win 16 WEEKS OF ONLINE COACHING Worth £800 💷 All you have to do is: 1. Retweet this tweet 2. Comment below ‘entered’ 3. Must be following me Winner will be picked at random + announced on Saturday Good luck 🤞 Oh and ...


Any chance of ever speaking to someone at @Hermesparcels My Parcel has been missing for well over a month now, and the returns receipt no longer works on your website. Cheeeeeeers then! 👍🏼


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Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"


@DJPayne87 @beaubutterfly29 @LiddiardCharlie It'll be a nice romantic dinner.....for you & Charlie!!! 👬


@DJPayne87 Forgot to tell you Kendall called while you were having a shit, I told her she got the wrong number & that you were after Kaitlyn


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Type word wrong = tut Type word wrong again = loud sigh Type word wrong again = silently crush phone to dust


@DJPayne87 68 days bitch!!!!!!!! 💪💪


@MrDan_Wager Yeah she's really well, she's a nan now! I only knit covers for them, stupid. You still working in nandos?


@MrDan_Wager Even if he did, she'd still be the happiest person on the planet! I've taken up knitting!


@MrDan_Wager I think the dog killed himself. Or maybe Pam was to blame with her gas canister?!


@MrDan_Wager I thought she died!!!


@MrDan_Wager The day that me, you & Pam were in hysterics over the stalker lady is up there in my top ten favorite life moments!!


@MrDan_Wager hahaha!! We really hated her didn't we?!?


@MrDan_Wager Ages ago!? It was YEARS ago! I'd say I'm over it, but I'm not!!!


@MrDan_Wager Until now I thought we were Facebook mates! You've broke my heart all over again


@MrDan_Wager You always acted like one, so I'm sure the transition was an easy one! Don't steal Bruce's limelight though


@MrDan_Wager You sound surprised to see me?! Even though you stalked me out!! Some things never change, I sincerely hope you haven't?!?


@DJPayne87 Definetly a contender for the mantelpiece!


#felicia actually translates to 'I don't have a backbone to confront you because everything I say is bullshit anyway' #compulsiveliar


Terrible start to the festivities, cheers @RevolutionBars http://t.co/263fUIFMdx

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