Mike Spooner
@MikeSpooner5Father, Bass Player, Bad Singer, Appalling dresser
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Oh no! First most of the shops have to close and now retail sales have crashed! The separate pieces of bad news just KEEP COMING! bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
Chester's fine pubs have been mapped London Underground style fb.me/8HwG6VIch
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
This death metal version of "I'm a Little Teapot" is the best version of "I'm a Little Teapot." fb.me/2ihcz60VF
R2-D2 joins in on the chorus of "Livin' on a Prayer" fb.me/1McQtjoRJ
Nicola Sturgeon announces REFERENDUM on whether or not she should JUST BUGGER OFF fb.me/87RabqiXq
HONE your Robert Peston impression by yawning in the middle of every word. @TwopTwips
Iceland: Put Rooney off his game tonight by running your three bird roasts for £9.99 offer again. @TwopTwips
We were burgled last night between the hours of 12.45am & 7.30am this morning. Please get in touch if anyone has seen anything & pls retweet
We took a report earlier about a cement mixer stopped on the motorway. Turns out it had just broken down and there was nothing mortar it
The footy will be much easier in four years time when there's a single EU team playing Norway and Switzerland.
Thank you to @Twitter for the cool sound effect people now get if they retweet one of my tweets. It works brilliantly.
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