Xu Fu
@LadyYusimpI present the elixir of immortality, it's a lie though (parody not affilated with type moon)
Caster-now-alter ego, Xu Fu...how did I end up here... [Xu Fu joins parody Twitter]
I may be your servant but as the person supporting you don't do something stupid like blindly rushing in!
That easy..? Well, alright then. Happy to have you aboard, Xu Fu. Let's hunt some Dragons.
The door(dms) are open it seems! (For the moment it's like she's completely forgot about Yu mei-ren)
"Oh really? Then you won't mind if I..." She scooped the gloomy woman up into a princess carry, barely even exerting herself to do so. "Sweep you off your feet and take you home with me?"
Ah-i uh don't really know how to respond that but this sounds like something not for the public to hear
"Why's that? Scared you'll like it? I could take you to my bedroom. I had Caster," she didn't bother specifying which one, "soundproof it. And you could add your own as well. Nobody would ever know what happened in there." She pulled away. "Sorry, that's not the sort of thing-
(she drops her hat again while trying to put it after hearing what the berserker said) Let's not cross those lines yeah!
The blonde rolled her eyes. "Trust me, that wasn't intimate. If I was trying to be intimate..." She leaned in close, whispering into Xu Fu's ear. "I would drag you to a couch or bed, pulling you down with me. I would wrap my arms around you and press my lips against yours...
That's different! kissing is intimate you know! 💭:and I'm worried my heart might start fluttering
She huffed softly and patted Xu Fu's hair. "If you can't handle it with someone you don't care about how are you going to manage it with your Lady Yu? Your heart would probably explode just from her getting close enough."
That's one way to look at it I suppose but Taoist sorcery makes use of talismans mainly
I see makes sense i suppose we might have a decent start with it then seeing my bug arm and all
I don't know if my heart can handle another round (She goes to pick up he hat of the ground and holds it in her hands) I can't believe I just did that...
She giggled, she couldn't help it. And then she licked her lips. "Mm, of course it doesn't count. Remember, just practice, like with your dolls." Those really was just too fun... She could see why Nero did it. "Another round?"
AAHHH (She stumble back in shock causing her hat to fall off) WHY DID YOU DO THAT! (She starts covering her mouth with her hand) THAT-THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS A KISS OKAY!
A wish she wouldn't get, since when she wasn't being blindsided, the Berserker was quite in control of herself. She ate everything she could, her lips brushing Xu Fu's, the Berserker grabbing the Alter Ego by her hips like she was about to pull her in... Then she pulled away.
💭:I just have to hold out, this is so embarrassing though (She closes her eyes hoping that Xalter doesn't reach her lips)
"Greedy..." She grumbles seeing Xu Fu stick the chocolate end in her lips. Still, she takes the other end in her own lips and slowly starts eating more and more of it, her own lips creeping closer to the Taoist's slowly.
That's not-...fine! (She takes one and puts the chocolate end in her lips)
"Doesn't count if you don't feel anything towards me. And you say that like it isn't incredibly obvious what you do. I'm surprised they don't have permanent lipstick stains. Now take the damn candy stick."
TH-THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT HAVE YOU BEEN SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM
"You practice on your dolls all the time, and that doesn't count, does it? Same as that." She shook the box at the woman.
Well yeah but I want my first kiss to be lady Yu!
She huffed softly, pulling back the remaining 3/4ths into her own mouth and eating it before holding out the box to the Alter Ego. "If our lips meet, just think of it as kissing practice. After all, you wouldn't want to drive away Lady Yu by being a bad kisser."
(she makes it about a quarter of the way down before pulling back) YEAH THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO THIS! IT'S TO MUCH!
She really had no intention to harm the woman at all. And she had been about to bring out her final trump card when Xu Fu finally decided to take the other end in her mouth. She would use it after the Alter Ego pulled away. For now, she just waited to see.
Would you believe me if I said "I forgot to to say do to old age"?
Um... 💭:if I don't she's probably hurt me, but if I do do it I might end up getting to close... F-fine... (She leans down a bit and puts her lips around the other end)
"Don't you wanna try? I'm even letting you have the chocolate side first..." She moves the candy stick to the middle of her lips, preventing her from saying more.
Geh...
This sounds like a "dangerous" game
"Well, it's like chicken." She opened the box as she explained. "One personal takes a stick and holds it in their mouth..." She put one in the corner of her lips, holding it there. "And the other ears as much as they dare, getting as close to the other's lips as possible."
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