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Alma

@HalfAlma

Half Maga half human, always hungry!! (parody not affiliated with Shounen Jump or Yuto Sano)

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Utsuro... Fallen in love with you 💘 Art/lineart by @ArtukoLatte #utsuro #Gokurakugai

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Fuck these fraud allegations, fight me nigga. I'm sick of your babbling, come up to the fucking ring.



Train me? Do you know how to fight good with a cleaver?

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You know if you ever need someone to train ya id always be up for the task



I’ll take pride in that, this must mean I’m super cool!

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Well it’s only because the others annoy me, but you haven’t done anything to get on my nerves. And I’m glad to have you as a teammate as well!

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You really think so? Man you really are super nice Maka, waaay nicer than you let on! I’m glad you’re my teammate!

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Well that’s fine! I think it’s very sweet of you for thinking like that.

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It’s okay if people don’t think I’m smart, I think with my heart! I’ll let the smarter people think with their brains!

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Ok fine, you both are a bit low intellect.

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…you know I can literally smell when people are lying right?

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Uhhhh…it means you’re strong! Yep!

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Wuzzat? In what way?

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Apologies, it’s just I remembered someone just like you.

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You make it sound like you thought I was a terrible person before… oh well.

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I can’t blame you for that. But thank you, Alma, you ain’t all that bad as I thought you were.

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Nah not really interested in that stuff, maybe I’d date someone if they confessed to me but I’m not goin’ out of my way lookin’ for it. Ya sound like you want it though so I’m rootin’ for ya!

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Oh um, thank you. It’s been a while since someone said that about me. But I also hope you find someone you find in your interest as well.

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Me neither, but that’s okay! Bein’ single ain’t so bad! ‘Sides you’re a nice lady I’m sure you’ll find someone when ya want to.

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No, it’s because I don’t have anyone to kiss cause I’m not in a relationship.

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I think I get it now, you’re that AceSexual thing I heard about once, you kiss nobody cuz you aren’t interested!

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You kiss men?


Oh… you kiss women?

Lesbian is A girl and another girl who like each other, and Lebanon is a country.

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//Gokurakugai became one of my favorite mangas quickly even though it’s not all that long, all the characters so far are fun and interesting so I wanted to write my favorite!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀QUESTION⠀OF⠀THE⠀DAY.⠀ ( #MVRP ) ❔ ——— What made you start liking your muse to the point you wanted to write as them? ⠀ ⠀



What’s the difference?

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What? No, people think I’m a Lesbian



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Si.eg Eager made a new layout— thank you!

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Si.eg Just wanna give a big thanks to Eager, for my new layout. Go follow em' @/BlueMysticEyes @/KosmosAkhilleus Thank you for the layout, Eager!

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People think you’re a country?

…The Country?



What’s a Lebanon?

Why do people think I’m a lesbian? I’m just really good friends with Crona..

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