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Juliet Barney

@JulietBarney

Writer. Editor. Overall enthusiast of the written word.

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oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from


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my heart my hips my body my choice.


It doesn’t seem like a coincidence that Moby Dick was a sperm whale.


The marketing for the new Twister movie is crazy good. A tornado just popped up outside my house.


Telling people my favorite color was indigo when I was a kid was such a pick me move.


Summertime is seeing a mail truck and thinking it’s an ice cream truck.


Did a baby write this?

The lamp section at Lowes is a magical place.



This looks like a choreographed fight scene in a school musical.

JUST IN: 8 skaters ejected after a massive fight breaks out between the New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils. This is insane. Immediately after the game started, all 10 skaters started brawling. The fight apparently stemmed from an incident earlier in the month when Rangers…



Can we abolish April Fool’s Day?


I only bought Apple TV so I can randomly pause my boyfriends shows on my phone and hear him say, “what the fuck is happening”


Scheana before every episode of VPR.

Marjorie Taylor Greene putting on a MAGA hat for the State of the Union

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We are going to tell our grandchildren about Taylor Swift like it was Beatlemania.


I’m only on this app to see tweets before they become instagram memes.


What did parents do before YouTube? I literally turned on a video of ‘cars driving by in 2009’ for 20 minutes while my baby watched them go back and forth.


My dad either responds to my texts in 4 minutes or 4 days. There’s no in between.


Roundabouts are double Dutch for adults.


When people say they’re ‘going dancing’ on tv, is that just a classy way of saying they’re going to the club?


That’s almost as fast as Scheana’s boyfriend Rob put up the tv.

‼️| Aaron Dessner reveals @TaylorSwift13 wrote "willow" in under 10 minutes.

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