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Apparently men don’t like it when you say “good job buddy” after an orgasm?
In 2022, a billion-dollar lottery drawing is delayed because there are technical difficulties with a machine that rolls five white balls down a plastic tube. #Powerball
Can you imagine if boobs honked?
Not my fault - A microwave minute is like 8 minutes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up, so naturally it stands to reason that if you get knocked up, it’s a sure sign you got down. (It’s supposed to be terrible, right? 😬)
Our neighbour always gets my wife's name wrong, so she started doing the same to him. She apologises and says English names "are challenging to remember" and "am I saying it right?". His name is Ken
I had a friend who adopted a kitten with 3 legs, and she refused to name it Eileen. I HAD a friend.
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