Ms. Havisham
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Daylight Savings: here comes that slap of seasonal depression frosting on top of your depression doughnut.
My ideal beach body is when I can lay out near the shore and people don’t gather up to try to push me back into the water.
Don’t ever ask me, “What is wrong with you?!” Unless you have a LOT of time.
I say “maybe in another life” an awful lot for someone who will cling to the gates of hell until my hands merge with the iron before I do a reincarnation.
I am not living the lifestyle this ad for equestrian gear thinks I am.
Ask your doctor if having 34 side effects from one medication is right for you.
Apparently, if you scream into a pillow at Target you have to buy it.
My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.
For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital
I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet
random person: nothing is better than cheese guy about to invent fried cheese: hear me out
you don’t truly know a person until you’ve heard the voice they use with their pet
Other than hogties, how do I avoid eating the samples at Costco?
No one ever gives you a sticker for voting in NY. But if no one tells you to go fuck yourself it was still a pretty good day.
If you haven't been called stupid at least five times before noon are you even on the internet?
Scientists say crows can hold a grudge for 17 years, and they have nothing on me. I'm still mad at the neighbor who wouldn't let her kids pet my dog in 2004.
A Tinder type app, but it matches you with whatever food will make you happy when you’re sad.
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