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Tits McGee

@IDeclareClaire

Twitter isn’t real life y’all. So don’t worry I won’t take you seriously. https://t.co/j615heLV0n

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I think my milkshake is broken. It only brings the emotionally unavailable, dysfunctional, selfish men to my yard.


New hair who dis? 😘😍

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I’m raising some sort of diabolical genius. I told my son he only had to eat the eggs that didn’t get maple syrup on them. He poured maple syrup all over all of his eggs. Well played sir. Well played.


Ever make a joke and your man doesn’t laugh so you realize you have to throw the whole man away and start over?


My child just asked me how to spell his second name. Confused for a second, I asked him what second name. His reply... “My second name. You know, my big trouble name.” Kid has me questioning the point of a middle name and if it’s sole purpose is you knowing you’re in deep shit.


Merry Christmas Eve from this tired momma ❤️😘

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Happy Thanksgiving! ❤️❤️

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Some assholes actually think they have the right to sit at home and day drink. It’s me. I’m some assholes. Now pass the Jack.


Since @twittersupport completely failed at their job, I’ve taken matters into my own hands. I’ve removed every picture of my face from Twitter as well as my header. Can’t steal it if it isn’t there. #fucktwittersupport #fuck@G1Tits


Thank you to everyone today who’s reported that asshole. You guys have shown me so much love and support. Y’all make the psychos on twitter worth it. ❤️❤️❤️


👏🏻👏🏻 Congratulations @TwitterSupport for as usual being a complete disappoint. Someone steals my name, face and tweets and y’all say “Nahhhh fam that’s alright! She isn’t really stealing. She’s just playin.” What are you even useful for?? Fuck Twitter for reals

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?! Whoever @G1Tits is needs to back the fuck off. Creating a second account when the first one got reported?? Get a life asshole. Report this one too please y’all. 😘

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This fucking asshat stole my pics and my name. If you have a minute, report them please. ❤️ @TitsMcG1

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My husband and I were discussing an injury to the ball of his foot. 5 y/o “I know where that is. The balls are in the crotch.” Life with boys. Can’t make this shit up.


At this point in the summer, my boob sweat has boob sweat. Big tit problems y’all.


Never being good enough for someone is exhausting


Take a road trip and automatically every single idiot driver within a 50 mile radius is on the road with you. It’s science people.


Ever stop speaking to someone and realize what a negative, shitty influence they were on your life? Makes me wonder why I didn’t do it sooner.


I don’t understand people who like the dentist. What is there to enjoy? You don’t get the same ending as other activities involving prolonged opening of the mouth.


I’m still alive. Thank you to everyone who’s checked on me. After weeks I’m finally on the mend. I refuse to let this illness change my life or me. That being said who’s ready to fuck shit up?!


Only in Texas... YEE YEE y’all 🤣

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