Chiquita Banana
@HairyChiquitaI definitely don’t not know your husband.
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I love my fans.
misconception: I’m a man in a dress. motto: one bite of banana is never enough.
Greetings peasants. I have heard your ravenous cries for a banana republic and have taken it upon myself to install such a government. Chiquita is going to Washington. Please let me know what policies I should enact first - besides a single payer healthcare system. (bananacare).
Booking drag Napa birthday party. Should I tell the limo company and wineries that we are 6 drag queens?
I'll take three.
A $15,000 jacket 'made from an Ostrich': The latest from opening statements of Paul Manafort's trial washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/…
"Chiquita! Neiman Marcus is having a sale!!" *slowly pans to look at her* "LEWK at me child, I don't DO sales." "But it's 90% off!"
My wrap has been ironed. Bananas harvested. I even made my pet flamingo into a purse. Chiquita’s back at a bar near you (prob hi tops let’s be honest) this Friday! Always taking tips and money.
Everyday is the weekend if you're rich and famous. #WednesdayWisdom
Royalties pls
The wrap has been picked. Dress has arrived. Gloves on the way. Chiquita is back. #dragdinner2018
I've accomplished so much in my first year. I have 10 times as many followers as I did when I started. I have 10 followers. #MyTwitterAnniversary
Sorry for the shake around 2 this morning. It happens when a man tells me to gird my loins.
Introducing Dick Breath. A new fragrance by Chiquita Banana. Available in a Macy's near you on 06/09/2069.
I’m happy to announce the birth of Chiquita Cruise Lines. Here’s a detailed rendering of the first ship in the fleet: The Salty Swallow.
I’m sorry I had to turn you down prince harry, but 5th in line to the throne is 4 people too many.
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