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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️

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she\her; hrt 11 15 23; programmer; metal enthusiast; autistic but special interest is sarcasm

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A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

DOGE, coming to a government building near you…

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I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body. Happy world diabetes day to those who celebrate.


It is going to be like that scene from Avengers where no one in the room can even lift it, but it will go on for 4 years.

The Hammer of Justice is coming



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get to know your new republican cabinet

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Seth Moulton is full of it: new poll shows voters 1) were more persuaded by ads on crime and the economy than trans issues 2) wish politicians would talk about anything else 3) medical decisions should be left to medical experts

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I've met a narcissist before.

What is it about YOU that makes you immune to Trump’s “charisma?”



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This isn’t a repudiation of transgender rights-voters don’t care one way or another about trans people. It’s a repudiation of silence, rather than calling out their extreme obsession. She allowed them to criticize her on the point she could have won on had she criticized them.


Between the election and dst change I just feel like I have a hangover, I don't even drink, we gotta get better sleep. Anyway I know horrible things are on the horizon but do we think there is a chance we can get the next administration to finally end dst or make it year round?


Fuck now I need some green chilies.

Colorado has some labor laws other states don't have that may make working remotely from there difficult. MSP is small and white and boogie if that is as good for you as it is for me go there. If you need a bigger city and mass transit go Chicago. If you like green chilies go NM.



The replies here, everyone knows it is a joke. Until it isn't. Time will tell and I don't think many will be laughing long. Hopefully Trump does a "stay the course and golf" presidency, but I hope that of every president. Stop relying on POTUS to solve your problems people.

“We lied to you you fucking idiots”

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“We lied to you you fucking idiots”

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Does the spirit of Cromwell possess countries? How long will this dark age of man last before people awaken? We were so close to that shining city on the hill and the thousand points of light. Maybe it'll be chill business as usual, but the weave was bloody and unhinged.


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"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?" Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.


It is official I'm starting to worry about Democrats being insufferably smug. I remain more worried about the other guy, but we're getting there.


Can someone from terf island explain what this headline is designed to make me angry about? It doesn't even parse when I try to run it though my guns and eagles brain. What does some lady having a kid have to do with trans people?

The only person implying this person might not be a mother is this doctor who is using her to attack trans people in the Daily Mail.

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We're on our third Cromwell media reference of the day, the one by @TheGoodDeath is probably the deepest and best.


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