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Gavin Newsom (Parody)

@GavinNewsomParo

I’ll be president soon- just as soon I can take control of that teleprompter

Joined November 2023
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It’s a record year!


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New tools & funding are now available to quickly develop permanent supportive housing for veterans and others in need. California is fulfilling our promise of urgently building housing to get people off the streets and provide access to the care they need — especially our vets.

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Representative @LorenaSGonzalez said this, and Elon bought Twitter and exited his businesses from California. It will be fascinating to see how he responds to this attack on his business from Governor Good Hair.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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- Pentagon can’t fully account for $824 Billion - $236 Billion in improper payments in federal programs in 2023 - $200 Billion in pandemic relief went to fraud/abuse - The U.S. failed to track $1 Billion in Ukraine Aid How much do we not yet know about?

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What comes after wokeness? Democrats align with Communists. Newsom shows the way. He’s lost DC, but has Xi. So: TikTok becomes the Democrat X. And California defies Trump tariffs. It’s unfortunately the obvious move. And already underway.

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John Horgan believed in the power of public service. He saw it as a privilege, as a way to help others and to make our country better. He loved British Columbia. As Premier, he had a tenacity, passion, and dedication for his work that very few could match. Through the pandemic,…

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The holiday season has officially begun, California! 🎄🎊 The State Capitol Tree has arrived on Capitol Grounds — our yearly tradition since 1931.


I’ll stay in California, thanks

No Florida men were harmed in the making of this video.



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California is central to the film and TV industry — and with an expanded @FilmCalifornia Tax Credit, we'll cement that status.


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Biden promised no troops on the ground in Israel, yet here we are. The US sending one of its THAAD systems is a clear sign something big is about to go down. Israel’s gearing up for another major strike, and THAAD is there to handle the mess Iran will send in response. Iron…


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An extraordinary woman, mother, grandmother, aunt, social justice warrior, and civil rights activist. Despite so many tragedies and setbacks, Ethel spent her life trying to make this country and this world a better place. She was who we should all strive to be. Our hearts are…


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There’s now a Suicide Crisis Helpline in Canada. You can call it for free anytime, from anywhere. 9-8-8. Please share. We never know who needs it. #WorldMentalHealthDay


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Brain surgery patients playing instruments during surgery🧵

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Permission to be candid: what did you think of the last All In episode?


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If there is a Democratic Party victory this election, they will ban voter ID requirements nationwide, enabling massive voter fraud. Banning voter ID is their stated goal – they are not hiding it! After that, your vote won’t matter, so this is therefore the last real election.…

A new law bans California from requiring voters to show ID at the polls. California is one of 14 states that do not require voter ID for elections. Its now impossible to prove fraud in these 14 states.

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Got any more prescient takes about JD Vance, @Jason?

JD Vance is now the most unfavorable VP candidates in history -- even worse than @SarahPalinUSA Wow. Nostracanis predicted on July 22nd that JD's toothless, attack dog strategy would bomb -- and it has beyond any expectation. I don't think he's getting hot swapped, so…

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A new law passed today that is a huge win for equality of opportunity! Does anyone support preferential admissions for family connections and donations? Buying your child a ticket to a top college is the antithesis to meritocracy- let’s get this nationwide swiftly!

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California is banning legacy and donor admissions at private colleges to advance access to higher education. Everyone should be able to get ahead through merit, skill, and hard work, and we’re opening the door wide enough for everyone, fairly. gov.ca.gov/2024/09/30/cal…


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California for ALL means everyone — including those with physical, intellectual, and developmental disabilities. We’re making our state more accessible and inclusive to people with disabilities & strengthening our nation-leading support programs. gov.ca.gov/2024/09/28/gov…


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California just enacted a new law championed by @ParisHilton to improve transparency and help protect our youth. Children and teens – especially those in the foster system – should never be subjected to improper use of restraints or isolation. gov.ca.gov/2024/09/27/gov…


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