Parody GP Practice Nurse
@Eyeroll18971324GP practice nurse. Seen it all, done it all. Too old for this sh*t. Parody
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Scoffs in the face of those who think they’ll ease into retirement via Practice Nursing. Specialist in diabetes, respiratory, cvd, women’s health, imms/vaccs, LD, frailty, minor illness/injury, wound care, population health, prescriber, oh & ear irrigation. Did I miss something?
The hamster died yesterday. Verification of death by poking with a stick. Evidence based practice in action.
Just fell over pulling the wheelie bin down my drive. Will obviously now have to put the house up for sale and move.
MP’s getting a pay rise next month. Wait for it…… for all the extra work they did last year.
🤦♀️ I wouldn’t trust this man to coordinate frontline flea and tick treatment on my dog.
Wanna know the only difference between you & a refugee? Luck.
How extremely tone deaf. Someone has no doubt been paid to mimic the flag of Ukraine into a wordle. Do they think that nice graphics and shining blue and yellow lights on buildings will help? What an embarrassment. (Actual thoughts may put me at risk of NMC sanctions).
I’ve always thought Enuresis and Pertussis would make wonderful middle class names for twin girls. With a younger brother called Pica (pronounced PIE-kuh obv.) and perhaps older sister Phimosis. Feeling drawn to Waitrose just saying them.
Weak on his rear and has some strange episodes where he appears to go a little vacant @parodypartner - what you doing down in surrey?
Diabetes review - pt pretty sedentary apart from weekly visit to local market, the inc. activity brings on a hypo which they rectify with a danish pastry. Total admiration for both following hypo recognition and management rules and getting it so very wrong. #5jellybabies
‘They lost their battle with cancer.’ How do you feel about war metaphors and cancer? They make @Liz_ORiordan angry. ‘As a doctor, it didn’t bother me. But the minute I became a cancer patient I suddenly hated the war terminology.’
The definition of informed decision making: eating a slice of cake brought in by a patient and knowing full well what their kitchen is like. Unfortunately @parodypartner had eaten all the Twix and left the Nice biscuits for the rest of us.
Looks like the local surgical team have been watching GB Sewing Bee reruns. At least give us a clue - do we pull and snip or puuuuuullllll and snip? #watchforthetoecurl #iknowwheretogetmytrousersturnedup
The practice nurse is a true advocate and protective, territorial beast for their patients, clinical and non-clinical colleagues. However if you cross them, they will go full on Hattie Jacques on your ass. #thelasttruematron
Just sat here trying not to think about the infection control audit tomorrow. #sharpsbinsassemble(correctly)
The ‘urgent’ ECG needed immediately, as last week the patient recorded a pulse rate of 111bpm on their Apple Watch.
Just here to remind everyone that we do not spend our time syringing ears. If we’re really lucky we’ll do the totally non-urgent ECG that @Parody_RCGP has requested right this minute between patients in our fully booked clinic.
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