Explosivephuck's profile picture. Born van down by river during General Malaise era. Currently in Witness Protection. Wasnt suppose to tell anyone. Send lawyers drugs and money. Moody bastard.

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@Explosivephuck

Born van down by river during General Malaise era. Currently in Witness Protection. Wasnt suppose to tell anyone. Send lawyers drugs and money. Moody bastard.

Joined July 2013
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Pinned

Seems all the cool kids have pinned tweets. Perhaps time I get one. Somebody pick one out. Feel kinda fucky bout doing it myself.


Just to let everyone knoe, the owner of this account has passed away. This is his wife.


What truly scares me Trump is only at the halfway point of his term Can only imagine the horrors he has awaiting for his coup de gra Only hope is him dying in office Then Pence is alternative America is fucked next two years no matter what


Garfield is like a drug addict Feed him inhales his food Comes back licking plate regardless of nothing being left


Too much reading is hazardous to your health


Here’s a song for you… Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC open.spotify.com/track/4wYq5wug…


Keep making strange gurgling sounds


Here’s a song for you… I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement - Remastered by Ramones open.spotify.com/track/4h6hL00j…


Saw video claiming Pablo Escobar had a "weed addiction" Yeah I'm sure that's why he did what he did I may smoke too much There's been plenty of time I was without Never murdered anyone because of it Then again I used to drink alot


I said blow my cock not my mind I hate you forever now


My weed is grown by Jamaican sex doctors Don't trust nobody else


Here’s a song for you… Hymn 43 by Jethro Tull open.spotify.com/track/06ipdhUs…


Hey @andregardner Here’s a song for you… Sweet Peace and Time - Live at Charlton Athletic Football Ground, 18th May 1974 by Humble Pie open.spotify.com/track/25tS7fnz…


Stood up Knee popped so loud Set off car alarms


Wait a minute here You have McLobster in Canadia McDonald's? That's like serving fillit migbong at McDonald's Couldn't possibly be good? Is it? No no fucking way possible What in thr holy hell is wrong with Canadia? Stop chuggin syrup for fuck sake


Hey @PopTartsUS You can suck it Toaster Tarts are bigger cheaper and tastes better I shit you not

Explosivephuck's tweet image. Hey @PopTartsUS 
You can suck it
Toaster Tarts are bigger cheaper and tastes better
I shit you not

Everything I love causes cancer Even Twitter


Here’s a song for you… Head On - Whisky A GO GO L.A October 1973 by The Stooges open.spotify.com/track/0ark4Ru4…


Hey @GutterTrash76 Here’s a song for you… There's No Future USA by Discharge open.spotify.com/track/7LIbQL87…


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