Emily Pourciau
@EmilyPourciauHot Mess Mom of Two ✌🏻 BURST Ambassador (use promo code GAYAN4) 💜 Dental Hygienist 🦷 Wine For Life🍷 Rodan+Fields Consultant 💙
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day & being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft tacos?
If you had to choose between tacos every day & being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I just cleaned my kitchen floors using only my feet and some baby wipes without spilling my wine… so if anyone needs a life coach 🤷🏻♀️
Quick reminder: The more you like yourself, the less you’ll need others to.
Quick reminder: There are clothes in your washing machine from 2 days ago. Time to re-wash!
CUSTOMER: (hears screaming, fighting, & crying in the background) Do you want me to call you at a better time? ME: In 18 years? This is our baseline. There is no better time.
If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.
4 areas of life where you should be keeping your standards high: 1) Men 2) Shoes 3) Coffee 4) Skincare
Cell phones & have made everyone think they deserve 24/7 access to others, & that is simply not true. You do not have to respond to people immediately. Respond when you have the time & mental space for it.
Relationships should be 50/50. I teach him skincare & he tells me why my car makes that noise.
I’m convinced that nothing grows as fast as a child’s foot. @Amazon where is the subscribe & save for kids shoes! Every 2 months, go up a size each time.
It’s not about a sale. It’s about offering a transformative service that can truly help someone and impact their life.
You might be a parent if you have ever slept with one arm down the side of your pajama pants to keep your arm from falling off the bed. #momlife
You want to know what side parts & skinny jeans can do? They can buy wine. Bye 👋🏻
I’m not sure which GenZ child thinks they are about to take away my skinny jeans & replace them with low rise... But I hope you’re prepared to fight!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but STOP STARING at your Dental Hygienist! She CAN see you and you are CREEPING HER OUT 😂
I don’t know who needs to read this, but stop tracking that package. It’s in the Lord’s hands now!
It doesn’t matter what others are doing. It matters what YOU are doing.
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