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Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz

@Elle_Hoffman

Trivia Master. Once described as vaguely famous looking. Lisa Loeb liked my tweet once.

Joined May 2012
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The ultimate cultural impact of Spy Kids is that all the Bachelors look like Thumb Thumbs.


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Liza Minnelli has outlived the credibility of The Los Angeles Times and The Washington Post. Both newspapers have declined to make an endorsement in the Presidential election.


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I mean this in the gentlest way possible: this is the most embarrassing tweet I’ve ever seen.

This Entourage reboot is going to be awesome

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These Modern Family WhatsApp (????) ads have such a Hostage Call Energy


I’m on season 9 and it’s so unimaginable Tom can get three sentences together to cheat on Bubba


We all rip on Lea Michele’s literacy while no one checks on Tom Schwartz???


The VPR relationships are such a rich text that they are ultimately the #1 Guy in the group.


If my husband called me “Bubba” .

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Just like everything else, Vanderpump Rules was so much more fun before 2020 and *shivers* Pickleball


My Spotify went from Formation to Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl. Hate to give it to em, but the algorithm can rip.


Nothing has flattered me more than multiple friends reaching out to me in the last 6 months for “not shutting up about Chappell Roan since 2022”. Nothing but respect for my fellow Ozarks Queen.


*me as I press ‘Accept All Cookies’* Yes, I am a corporate shill. Take my data daddy.


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Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! 🦃🦃🦃

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in honor of his birthday let's remember what mads mikkelsen said about appearing in the music video for "bitch better have my money"

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Hurling the bowling ball directly into the gutter and then looking at my date like this

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No one: RuPaul every Drag Race episode: Hello, hello, hello

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Don't ever tell me what Jared Leto is doing


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the Barnes and nobles checkout line during a criterion flash sale

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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that JoJo Siwa carried you.

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Met Gala: ‘Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” Straight men:

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