I am the Creyu
@Creyu*Crazy plant lady *Druid healer *Mom x2 ❤
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My almost six month old baby has entered the screaming banshee phase. Unless I am in the room, I'm unsure if she is happy, sad, scared, or a piglet off to slauggter.
After decades of practicing this social behavior, I am still awkward with hugging new friends.
I forgot how magical newborn snuggles are and how quickly they escape us.
Keep getting d/c from Diablo 4. Wish we could play offline. #Diablo4
Ah yes, never forget the people who think they are intellectually superior because they didn't like the movie Office Space. 🖨️
Target's fridges are always full when I am finally ready to submit my online order 😔
All these years, I have been seeking the best Chai Tea Lattes in coffee shops without ever trying a London Fog Latte. I'm a tea connoisseur fraud.
I opened Twitter because I had something good to tweet but got distracted.
The deer eat all the "deer-resistant" flowers I've tried planting in my front yard. I hope they shit themselves silly.
Holding my brand new baby in one arm and petting my dying cat with my other is a recipe for extremely swollen eyelids.
I can't believe I waited so long to play Dying Light. Enjoying it quite a bit!
According to my mom, the one serving of low sodium Spam I had this week is responsible for ALL MY pregnancy swelling. The Noom (diet app) made her believe she's a registered dietician. 🙄
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