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Notch 🎅

@CraniumO

Ex Musician. Chef. Stretford Paddock FC founder member. Keep your mind open to anything.

Joined February 2020
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Looking forward to the latest mainstream media scrutiny slagfest for the manager of 'Massive Club' tomorrow... #Newcastle


First it's the players we buy, now it's match results. Can you play my Euromillions next week, please?

That 1-1 at Ipswich is gonna be so deflating



I'm still seeing a United team that does not press from the front with the same endless energy almost everyone we play does.


The last time Marcus Rashford opened the scoring in the first game under a new United manager, they won 5-1 away to a struggling relegation team playing in blue and went on produce to a 12-match unbeaten run.

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A new pre-match warm-up routine will do me.

We think 4-2-3-1? Or Dalot RWB and Garnacho LWB? Absolute scenes if he’s played everyone with releasing training footage.

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I'll laugh if after all that it's just 442 🙃

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Loyal fans like Jon deserve better. After a year of harassment & intimidation, he's bravely speaking out about the abuse he's faced at games & the lack of support from institutions. Football should be for everyone. Let’s demand change. youtube.com/watch?v=CbBlBz…


Pep would do nothing at a bottom-half level Premier League club.


"I'm gonna make you look really strong"

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I can no longer keep quiet nor give anyone any anonymity.  #hatred #bullied #stopthehate #speakout #mentalhealth  youtu.be/CbBlBzR5zEY?si…


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🎥 Match Highlights Alert! 🎥 The wait is over! Catch all the action from our clash against Maine Road Reserves—now available on our YouTube channel. Watch now and share your thoughts! 👇 youtu.be/GEllMaleEAM #PaddockHighlights #UpThePaddock

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I blocked him a while back. Not the first time he's indulged in BS like this. Same with the nasty anti-gay crap from Barra Bruvvas and Filthy Fellas that ppl ignored, agreed with or excused as 'banter' a few weeks ago. Then they whinge about racism. Hypocrites.

Tweeting shit like this and hiding your identity is reason why this account is pure scum. 1.2m follow it too. Shame on the person running this account and those who follow it.

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pretty telling that the entire liberal side of media has been blaming kamala’s electoral defeat on trans ppl & “woke” and not her refusal to separate from biden on gaza or running a nikki haley style campaign w liz cheney for the past week. can’t be more out of touch w reality.


Of course if this is real then he'll definitely be kicked out solely because of the club he's insulting and nothing else.

David coote ladies and gentlemen



Wide forward achieves nearly as many assists in more games as wide midfielder. Imagine how good that wide midfielder was!

Mo Salah is FIVE assists away from overtaking David Beckham Premier League assists tally, WTF?????

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Four defeats in a row for Pep after losing just one midfielder, another terrible showing from Ange's Spurs, Arteta drifting further away from the leaders and only 4 points between 4th and 13th. Tomorrow morning:

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This is a result of: -Multiple young Utd players needing to start most games rn with less experience around them than past United kids breaking through had. -The vastly amplified social media age where more dissenting, entitled voices are 'heard' and become more influential.

🚨🗣️ Bruno Fernandes (via @sistoney67): "Garnacho scored a banger but didn't celebrate like he should because he thinks he has lost faith from some fans. "I told him people will always moan but lots of people like you and enjoy what you do." Such a shame he feels like this.

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Modern football in a hashtag.

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City without their owners

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"I've not found a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips"

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