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Count Jim Moriarty

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Oscillate between lols and righteous indignation. Comedy improv Driver training Same name on bluesky

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Every time I open the app there's an interesting post that immediately disappears due to auto refresh. It's just trolling at this stage.


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Left on tenter hooks here. I need to know what Wednesday's vegetable is.

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This is not an innocent celeb being rubbished by the tabloids. Who's paying you to defend pgmol?

Whatever your view on the David Coote stuff, whether you think he should continue in his role or not etc. I’ll never understand why so many appear to enjoy watching others being dragged through the mud. We’ve seen so many examples of high profile people struggle to deal with…



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We can probably ride out the Guardian, but losing the Clifton Suspension Bridge, I can’t see a way back…

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Why hasn't anyone done a cooking show where everything is cooked with lightning? I would watch that x


Where has everyone gone?


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Weevil polo Space coal Butter Zorbs Contemptible shake and vac Gay ironing Wabsnasm


I have 50 entries. I think I'm going to go for 64 in total so next 14 suggestions go in the pot.

Right then. World Cup of Random Things. Last year did this and it was very popular so hopefully this will lift some spirits. Please nominate a random thing to be included. Anything from Aldershot to zoos, from ants to zombies, abstractionism to zugzwangs. Think random.



This fess is a work of genius.

I don't find any jokes funny whatsoever. But I want to. For 26 years now I have been travelling the country to go to various comedy shows of both famous and lesser known comedians. To date, none of them have made me laugh.



Well, that's handy because it's all been recorded on video! But hang on. He denied it was real at first. So he's lied from the off. So he has to be sacked now right? #LFC

UPDATE: Top Premier League referee David Coote, is understood to have accepted the viral video in which in which he appears is genuine. However, it is believed he does not recall the content of the discussion, recorded several years ago. mirror.co.uk/sport/football…



Imagine not being furious about Coote.

'I suggest we confiscate the phones and hard drives of all referees to find out if they have opinions'



Realistically how quickly can the current administration wrangle a deal like this with Canada before January? I guess the US would have to keep Washington DC somehow.

Problem solved

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At the age of 22, when I was diagnosed with HIV, I was told that I would probably not live to see my 30th birthday. That was 40 years ago. Today I turn 62! Happy birthday to me! Believe in science.


Another fine example but we need more.


Anymore suggestions? This is a great example (below)


Currently reading about torcs eg how the hell do you put one on given that it's a bit of metal with a tiny opening... this article appears to give the answer... britishmuseum.org/blog/how-do-yo…

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Tattersall Wisdom The fish who waits for the bus will miss the ocean.


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