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Human Hatstand

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Marketing, Creativity, Loyalty, Mental Health & Hat. Never forgot about Dre. Exactly the RIGHT kind of idiot. Manbassador & Fractional CMO. ░B░l░N░S░I░N░B░I░O

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I've had a couple of things get kicked down the road in the last week or so, so am available* now to take on new clients. * pimping myself across all channels

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Let that sink in.

This place is emptying faster than Twitter HQ after Musk took over.



I'm going to be hanging on till the bitter end here, and hopefully that doesn't happen, but just in case I've set up a profile on the butterfly app @johnnieego.bsky.social It'll be my social media version of Sissy SpaceX's Mars backup plan. Connect of you're there too please.


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This place is emptying faster than Twitter HQ after Musk took over.



This is not the Minder reboot we were after

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Weird day. One of my earliest and most powerful memories of Remembrance Sunday was being at East Street market with my mum when everything suddenly stopped and you could hear a pin drop. Today a 60 year old man was arrested on East Street for a knife attack which left one…


LinkedIn DM just now selling co-working space for teams of 4-10 and offering free cake. I work alone and am diabetic. The latter they couldn't have known, the former they absolutely could and should.


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Tonight I am mainly eating 2/3 portion of reheated chicken chow mein and 1/2 portion of reheated smoked haddock pilaf.


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Can @LondonFire Tell me What the laws are concerning abandoning Disabled Residents without a lift for over FIVE MONTHS ? @hackneycouncil @Meg_HillierMP #Disgusting


Will knows

For just £4.99 a month, I will reveal the only question you need to answer to be good at communications strategy. Actually, no. The discipline doesn't need more QVC strategists. It is... "Why would your audience give a shit?" There. That's it. No more thought 'leadership'.



Bin Juice 11. All the juiciest takes from the worlds of business, marketing, millinery and waste management. This time, is it fucking Christmas already? youtu.be/RNM5aCEbj1g


Hey, we can be optimistic right? Right? Prepared to speak in public for the first time since actual bonfire night. Come join at 1PM GMT linkedin.com/events/makemar…

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So I guess having a rapist who "just grabs 'em by the pussy" as leader of the free world means we're in a post-consent era, right? That's GDPR fucked then.


This is an absolute disgrace. Mark has been without a lift for 5 months now. Pull your finger out please @Meg_HillierMP, this is not right.

i can’t believe @Meg_HillierMP Even YOU keep ignoring a disabled resident without a lift for FIVE MONTHS @peabodyLDN @hackneycouncil @LondonFire



This is true.

The marketing bros analysing why T won can stand down. K committed only one campaign crime: being black and female. Your misogyny is showing guys.



Fuck sake.


Police are looking for a bear of South American heritage, last seen wearing a blue coat and red hat. The public are advised not to approach him, as he is considered extremely dangerous.

Breaking News: the Queen is dead and hasn’t attended any engagements for 2 years. She’s not unwell. Do better BBC.

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Love GET WHO TO BY ❤️

This is the best creative brief format. It works great for both campaign-level and tactical briefs. Its simplicity helps for clear thinking. Tactical briefs can be connected with just a simple ‘where’ statement. Creative briefs have to be simple or wonderful, but nothing…

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