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@CWB_AO3

getting pretty pissed off at all this bullshit

Joined April 2017

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@CWB_AO3

5 Jun

Let’s talk about Worcestershire, shall we?

Emma Loffhagen

@emmaloffhagen

3 Jun

just discovered how americans pronounce niche, need a moment

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@CWB_AO3

9 Apr

“DO a feminism, don’t just say it.” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Talk about everyone wants a revolution but no one wants to do the dishes. Feminist men, a word: learn to do all those things and DO them. Take the notes. Organize the group gift. Keep track of birthdays. Take the lunch order and call it in. DO a feminism, don’t just say it.

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@CWB_AO3

3 Apr

People don’t believe me when I say I have no interested in dating ever again post-divorce. I’m a woman. I’ve been compromising and sacrificing my entire life. I want to choose the movie, the restaurant, the vacation, all the decisions, big & small. I’m done. It’s my turn.

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@CWB_AO3

31 Mar

My love language is doing what’s best for me and my dog.

introvert memes

@introvertsmemes

29 Feb

This

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@CWB_AO3

12 Feb

“Whatever we focus on expands.”

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@CWB_AO3

2 Feb

If someone did one of those fake lip-reading videos of me when I’m walking my dog they’d be like ‘baby burger tater tot tootsies gonna nibble em up with cheese sauce cuz mama love those frito nugget naters to the fluffy fluffer moon’ but that’s actually what I’m really saying.

Jill Twiss

@jilltwiss

29 Jan

Every culture's best dish is Tiny Lil Food Pocket. Be it ravioli, dumplings, empanadas, or Pop Tarts, Tiny Lil Food Pockets are my cuisine of choice

Jonathan Edward Durham

@thisone0verhere

15 Jan

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️

@SketchesbyBoze

15 Jan

last night I stumbled on a line in a Terry Pratchett book, “Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened,” and reader, the shriek I made

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️

@SketchesbyBoze

15 Jan

did you ever read a novel where you came across a line so perfect, so psychologically astute and true and resonant, that your heart knocked at your ribs

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@CWB_AO3

4 Jan

Katina, run. #marriedatfirstsight

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@CWB_AO3

30 Dec

"Change is hard at first, messy in the middle and gorgeous at the end." - Robin Sharma

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@CWB_AO3

29 Dec

me: not interested in this ad twitter: okay but how about this one that is not that one but is also exactly the same?

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕

@2ndaryProtocol

27 Dec

🎁 🗓️ 🛋️ 🖤

Midwest vs. Everybody

@midwestern_ope

27 Dec

Midwest meditation is slipping on the ice and just laying there for a bit

AbortionRights

@Aborti0nRights

26 Dec

Doesn't matter if what's inside your uterus is a zygote, a mountain goat, Eddie VanHalen, or a box of twinkies, the only relevant question is whether you want it there.

Dr. B 🇺🇸

@persutruth4life

26 Dec

Here’s a pro abort trying to dunk on someone (obviously unsuccessfully) by telling everyone she thinks a zygote (a single celled first stage human) is a clump of cell*s* (emphasis my own). They can’t even get their own stupid catch phrases right anymore. 😂