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Our most famous student athlete plays for the worst team in major league sports in Buffalo, so we can’t guarantee things get better.
Nobody panic, but the tiger we’ve been feeding cocaine escaped.
President Brown found a silverfish in his office and demands we eliminate all of them. Demolition of campus starts Friday.
Students entering class wearing designer hoodies now have to pay a $20 cover.
Lobster night is now BYOB (bring your own boiling water)
The two-step login identification will be replaced by a seven-step login identification.
New Questrom entry level exam is winning a game of Monopoly
You now have to watch a thirty second ad before entering your exam.
Covid has caused budget cuts and starting next week BU Police will be run by the Swiss Navy. It’s a landlocked country so they’re dirt cheap.
We worked months on that presentation.
Heads up! Inspired by outdoor dining pods, we’re taking a more literal approach to the “BU Bubble” by installing oversized ones on campus!😉 Joking aside, we want to take a minute to thank our Terriers for staying vigilant, adhering to guidelines, & keeping our community safe.
We’re increasing tuition, but only because the rat problem is out of control
This is going to sound funny but has anyone seen the keys to the dean’s office?
President Brown is now fully vaccinated!* *against the clap
Due to an error in some paperwork we are not actually a university but a subsidiary of ITT Technical Institute
We tried having premed students administer Covid vaccines but one too many people got injected in the neck.
Meghan Markle will be our next guest speaker to discuss ‘the institution’ not wanting to protect her.
Every time a dad says they paid their way through college, a racist professor gets tenure.
BU admin wants to remind everyone: we don’t care about you
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