Blake Benson
@BlakeDBensonWriter, TTRPG fiend, and fan of the green apple Skittle. Subject only to maritime law.
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(It’s 1994. On set) MATTHEW PERRY: So, do you keep up with baseball, or- DAVID SCHWIMMER: You can stop right there. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
I believe that’s called - and I could be wrong here - an aquarium.
You know you’re nervous about getting a job post-grad when you stop deleting the emails LinkedIn sends you.
One of the highlights of this weekend - attending @False_Profits comedy show. Too funny! 😂
As we all know, the Cha Cha Slide we all love is actually "The Casper Slide Part 2." As the actual Part 1 has been lost to the sands of time, today, I make my best guess as to what it was.
For the next time you watch a classic early 2000's high school drama movie
Just jamming out to Brittney Spears's classic song on the fine art of craftsmanship, Work Bench.
"brvty = sol of wt" - Me, one-upping Shakespeare. Take that, old man.
My sister found her teen bible. Turns out the authors of the Lord's Gospel were quite the heartthrobs.
I am the Thorax. I speak for the bees. I speak for the bees, for they have no tongues. Or maybe they do, I don't know much about bees.
Say what you will about Michael Bolton, but the man loves his dramatic pauses.
RL: "Red Leader, standing by." R2: "Red Two, standing by." Me: "Guys, I want another code name."
"You know what will really get this boy to like me? Deception." -Every teen movie ever
I tried saying "halfsies" to Siri to figure out the spelling and I think she misheard me. At least she's empathetic.
Today, I read the word "should" thinking it was a hip, slang shortening for the word "shoulder." I go to college.
I'm officially opening a forum for us to discuss our feelings on the most beloved childhood playground game - that's right, it's #taghash
HBD to my favorite lamb - never forget where you came from. (Presumably, a log cabin constructed of Crocs) @hf_lamb
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