William Gerrard
@Bill_GerrardThe Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill
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(while getting dragged out of Barnes & Noble) “It doesn’t belong there! It doesn’t belong there!”
I can’t go on making RFK Jr. jokes. I’ll go on making RFK Jr. jokes.
I'm on the other website too but I'm not leaving twitter, posting should feel adversarial and also be objectively bad for the world
“I was only following the order of operations” is the mathematician’s Nuremberg defense
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2025: “Viral Outbreak on Capitol Hill After Health Secretary RFK Jr. Hosts Chickenpox Party for Congressional Interns”
I will never understand why any woman would choose a 9-5 when this exists.
I will never understand why any woman would choose a 9-5 when this exists.
They probably call it something annoying like "a cloudy day" 🙄
The falcon *can* hear the falconer, but all it can think about is the worm in the falconer’s brain
It’s the hour of the wolf and I’m up with my 3-week-old daughter, AMA
Would be a huge missed opportunity at this point not to name Jon Voight secretary of *something*
Sober, Ken Burns-style historical docuseries about Twitter featuring slow pans across Dril tweets with a voice actor reading them deadpan
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