Audra Johnson
@AudraMarieJProud owner of everything that can't be bought. Twitter is 98% me geeking out over Big Brother and other reality shows.
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“Where’s the fire, where’s the bleeding people?” is now on my list of work phrases. How have I not been asking this all along? @Kate_Chastain #BelowDeck
I don’t want to like Kyle, but that was funny 😄 and a good save! #BelowDeckMed
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No. Her value is in her Savior. In her Creator. In the blood of Christ. And this (not by choice) childless spinster praises God for that.
A woman’s value is not measured by all the ways she can act like a man. Her value is in the womanly art of motherhood, nurturing & caring for her home, helping her husband, and loving her children.
As a non-mom who grieves that she is a non-mom, I truly appreciate emails from companies asking if I want to opt-out of Mothers’ Day promos. I don’t feel the need to, but love the thoughtfulness for those who struggle with this day. Thank you, @hallmark, #thedailygraceco 💚
Dear 11pm tonight Audra, you do not need to watch another Black Mirror. You need to go to sleep. Love, exhausted 11am Audra.
I was wondering when the lawyer would step in and tell her client to zip it 🤣🤣 #90dayfiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
Oh, no. Please no. Never do that. 😬
A woman’s value is not measured by all the ways she can act like a man. Her value is in the womanly art of motherhood, nurturing & caring for her home, helping her husband, and loving her children.
This has crushed my dream to wade in a cranberry bog. 🙁 Heck no at all.
UM. I just learned that when folks harvest cranberries, they flood the field & wolf spiders living in the cranberries float to the top, and then when a person wades into the bog, the spiders want to climb all over them, and LISTEN I’ve come a long way on spiders but no THANKS
Today, for the first time, I got to introduce myself as “Chaplain.” Then I had to take a tearful moment to let that sink in. So thankful for and profoundly humbled by this calling.
Why do I feel like this is going to be Nick, Commander Lawrence, and Tuello at some point? #HandmaidsTale
If I ever do get married, I’m making a dress code for the officiant. Sunglasses OR Gucci track suit. You can’t have both. #90DayFiance
All the Coming To America gifs flooding Twitter rn…🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. #90DayFiance
I thought it was just my incredibly niche timeline of Southern Baptists thrown together with Anglicans ... but apparently not. David and Bathsheba are trending. A few points that I'm not hearing clearly enough: a 🧵1/
This conversation is really heartbreaking. Irritating also, but mostly sad. Sutton really tried, but sometimes you just have to gracefully walk away. #RHOBH
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