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Alan Cortez

@AlanjCortez

UW-Computer Science 🇧🇷❤️ Just a Brazilian lost in the middle west

Joined October 2019
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Alan Cortez Reposted

Jaylen Brown’s resume might be the most ridiculous in NBA history There’s a reason scouts were scared he was “too smart” before the draft This is the story of Jaylen Brown ⬇️

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Alan Cortez Reposted

Hasta 2016 había CINCO EQUIPOS en Brasil que no habían descendido JAMÁS: Flamengo São Paulo Santos Cruzeiro Internacional El 11 de diciembre de 2016 descendió Internacional, tras 107 años de historia. Quedaban 4. El 8 de diciembre de 2019 descendió Cruzeiro, tras 98 años de…

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Alan Cortez Reposted

Friday night 11PM Company Christmas party Pull up Zyn in hand Pop 2 tongkat alis Just to feel something I walk in Packed house Eyes dart Left and right Alcohol Everywhere If only they knew Too many people I follow the protocol Double inhale Long exhale Someone…

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Alan Cortez Reposted

Vai pagar imposto no remédio sim pra bancar passeio de Ministra, gravata de mil reais e auxílio de desembargador Se discordar, é fascista

Governo federal quer rever isenção de impostos de 400 medicamentos, diz Alckmin ➡️ Segundo o vice-presidente, somente dez tipos de remédios devem manter a vantagem tributária

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Alan Cortez Reposted

🚨 On this day, 20 years ago, Ronaldinho, the man who made a whole generation of football fans fall in love with the beautiful game, signed for Barcelona. ❤️ To celebrate, we created a thread of his best moments for the club. Sit back and enjoy. This one was fun. 🙌🍿🧵

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There should be a button for “watch random episodes” in stream services. Imagine random ep of the office in one click!


Alan Cortez Reposted

Italy's government introduced a draft law to ban lab-grown meat, to protect the country's culinary heritage. Fake meat is nothing, this is the real threat to Italian culinary heritage:

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Simplesmente Oliver Kahn

O dia que Oliver Kahn tentou marcar um gol de mão na cara dura, e ainda foi expulso. Após o jogo o goleiro do Bayern ainda se justificou "Achei que o goleiro podia pegar a bola com a mão nas duas áreas". 😂 Nostálgico!



“Not to feel exasperated, or defeated, or despondent because your days aren’t packed with wise and moral actions. But to get back up when you fail, to celebrate behaving like a human—however imperfectly—and fully embrace the pursuit that you’ve embarked on.” - Marcus Aurelius


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My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

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Alan Cortez Reposted

Small study w/limitations: smartphone use in bed = longer time to fall asleep, more time awake at night, higher heart rate & lower HRV (nominal effects on REM/NREM). Love @michaelgrandner's rule: you can only use your phone standing up in the bedroom 🙌 pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36405389/

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Alan Cortez Reposted

Build a life that you don’t need to escape from this year.


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"I will do nothing because of public opinion, but everything because of conscience." — Seneca


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"He who is everywhere is nowhere." — Seneca


Alan Cortez Reposted

"For no man is free who is a slave to his body." — Seneca


“I’m going to pull an Alan and take notes in it I think” I love my friends.


Prova com consulta e eu esqueci o caderno. Mermao se eu passar me chama de JC


Carai marquin

Se você fosse este astronauta, qual seria a primeira coisa que diria?

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